Stupidest thing you've done while drunk?

Well?

I danced on a table with my shirt off. 😮

make the best mix off all kinds of alcohol in the world, set it down in admiration for one second and it got nicked >.<

drunk on my own, on christmas day.... bad mistake... made me feel deppressed

Got in a fist fight with my cell phone 😮

Got a bit intimate with someone I shouldn't have.

had a fight with my friend
ugh do stupid dance moves
anything that get attention i guess...