My idea for an invention!

Funny that alot of people who have posted here also post some of the more intelligent comments on threads dealing with philosophy, politics or current affairs.

It's nice to see that we can all spend a little time in the gutter too. 🤘

Well, nomatter if you're a king, the president or even God himself, we all feel the need to take a crap on a daily basis

Originally posted by Cosmic_Beings
I just took a shower, and was smelling real good, had some fresh clothes on, brand new underpants, and then I had to fart. It's a natural thing for humans, but still, it's gross. (I farted into the toilet so I wouldn't ruin my clothes, but that's beside the point).

Just then I thought of an invention. Ass-tampons! You could put it in your butt, and whenever you fart, it would nuetralize the smell and possibly make it smell better, kind of like those things you plug into an outlet!

I don't want ass-tampons to be credited to my name, so if anyone is looking to make some money, feel free to utilize the idea!

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And while you're at it, insert a glade plug in fresher up your butt. Does it really matter? Farting is a perfectly natural thing to do. And it best when there's a lot of people around so no one is the wiser that you killed the grass.

i thought this topic was going to be based on a way to harness the precious gas for energy....

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Ruin your clothes? You do know that a fart is the passing of gas right? If you are passing fecal matter that ruins your clothes you are no longer farting, but in fact sh*tting.

Actually, if you want to be PC, everytime you fart, you are indeed releasing small particles of fecal matter.....maybe not alot but some.

Originally posted by smoker4
Strong your farts are, seek medical attention you must if clothes they ruin 😑

That had to be the most hilarious thing i've read alllllll year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!