woah... this cock is bigger than the guy!

you couldnt pay the long distance even if you wanted to

what do you mean? 😕

you need to get out more

excuse me, if you have nothing better to do with your time than sit there an insult me for no reason id say your the one who needs to get out more.

Howbout No, you crazy dutsch beshturdz...

😒 i'll kill you and your very shexual, your very toight fajer

you're that giant dogturd right?

✅ its good to be recognised 😊

what a weak attempt at existentialism

😠 thats not even a real word

kinky

so are these actual exact quotes or just estimations?

omfg! lmfao! omg omg omg 😆 woo yay this is fun

nice shoes!

the real deal baby 😮‍💨

Originally posted by burlyman
what a weak attempt at existentialism

so what does that one mean?

I bet they smell!

Originally posted by total metalhead
so what does that one mean?

its an actual exact quote of the df himself

Tm you don't know what existentialism is? 😖

❌ is that bad?

It's some philisophical idea about existences 😖