woah... this cock is bigger than the guy!

impossible, i was the prototype. there is only one Saminator, and you just lost him 😎

should I celebrate then 😈

sure go celebrate the end of your sex life 👆

Having to do all the work in bed shouldnt be considered sex sweetie ❌
So therefore this is just the beginning 😮‍💨

🙁 how come you always win the arguments?

cuz I'm just that good 😉

and im what? stoopid?

if you say so sweetie ✅

sil has a way of making people feel stupid 🙁

cry take me back

me and sam have a special relationship ✅

Originally posted by total metalhead
cry take me back

say it again, and with feeling 😮‍💨

hmm, when i read the title, i thought.............NM😊

pray pray pray
oh most beautiful and divine Irene, I, the pathetic worm that is Samuel Walker, hereby beg you (on my knees) to take me back 🙁

that good enough? or should i lick your shoes clean too? 😠

I'm wearing sandals sweetie, you can lick my vanilla moisturized legs 😎

😂 ....you are joking right?

Not at all 😮‍💨
But I guess you are worthy after that lovely beg ✅

thank the lord. i dont even like vanilla very much ❌

hahaha, its a chicken

would whipped cream be better? 😕
I have that too ✅