Originally posted by Hokage Yoda
How ?
How? Well, let me tell you a little bedtime story...
Kit Would be able to almast Equal ROTS Ken00bi
CHAPTER 1: WTF?
...Once upon a time, there was a little boy who went by the name of Hokage - who didn't know what he was talking about...
I don't recall Kenobi ever being a "n00b" (that position has been reserved for you since 1932).
And Kenobi is almost equal to ROTS Kenobi? Yes, I forgot Kit Fisto'fury would actually have a chance against Darth Vader. In an alternate universe that is, where no name characters are able to defeat one of the more powerful characters of the era.
...It seems HY was just schooled, but let's move on to the next chapter...
And I think Kenobi >Vader
CHAPTER 2: What is this kid talking about?
...And as the story progresses our zero, Hokage, still doesn't know what he's talking about...
Sadly, you *thinking* and me *knowing* has a difference.
...And amazingly Hokage is still being schooled...
So please STFU and let daddy handle this. 😠 [/B]
CHAPTER 3: Where's my belt?
...Finally as our story reaches the conclusion, Hokage has hopefully learned many important things that will save him from ridicule (and an ass whooping from mommy's belt) in the future, but now he's reached his final lesson...
Daddy...? Daddy?
Yes, I'd submit you were my father if I wasn't oh say - nine years older than you.
THE END.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: I really can't tell you to act your age [because your so young], but remember this for future reference: ACT YOUR AGE.