jason vorhess vs superman

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jason vorhess vs superman

jason vhorhess
.Evil dude
. incredably strong
vs
superman
. boyscout
. you know the powers

to a fight to the death

Superman tosses him into the sun and...that's pretty much all there is to it.

Knowing Jason's record, he'll probably just step out from behind a box and chop Superman in half.

Seriously though, c'mon...

go JAson go, This is one Boy Scout that wout go down easy.

Originally posted by David Duchovony
Superman tosses him into the sun and...that's pretty much all there is to it.

well one thing is how is he gonna get ahold of him if he gets within 5 feet hes gonna lose something like an arm or his head

If Superman is having sex, and Jason sees him... ugh. Jason hates sex.

Either this is a joke or complete ignorance.

superman could be asleep and jason couldn't hurt him...

uh yes the machete wouldnt even pierces supes skin all supes would do is pick jason up and woop til there was nutin left of him.

also joker1237 ure sig is cool wiht the cover of an issue of batman adventures.

Seriously. What if Jason catches Superman having sex?

He and Lois are finished.

For all practical purposes, both are indestructible and super-strong. But Jason, whatever his virtues, has no flight, heat vision, enhanced optics, or frost breath. He's also a retarded zombie, while Supes has a decent head on his shoulders. Just list their powers and attributes and you know who wins.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Seriously. What if Jason catches Superman having sex?

He and Lois are finished.

no... superman will just swat him away and continue with lois...

Dude, you don't know Jason. He hates sex. Did you ever see what happens to people who have sex in his films? They'd both be screwed.

Originally posted by ArekExcelsior2
For all practical purposes, both are indestructible and super-strong. But Jason, whatever his virtues, has no flight, heat vision, enhanced optics, or frost breath. He's also a retarded zombie, while Supes has a decent head on his shoulders. Just list their powers and attributes and you know who wins.

I don't know about comic-version Jason, but movie-version Jason was anything BUT indestructible. I can name numerous Jason movies where he got messed up good.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Dude, you don't know Jason. He hates sex. Did you ever see what happens to people who have sex in his films? They'd both be screwed.

Have you ever seen Superman? Man of Steel, not man of jelly

lol j/k aznd. Superman would fillet him with his own machete. Then he'd serve him to Lois, rare, with alfredo sauce and some linguine.

Gross, right?

Jason gets messed up good all the time - problem is he keeps coming back. He survived being thrown into a planet, for god's sake. He has what appears to me to be an undead form of indestructibility.

It's irrelevant, though. He can't fly, he can't fight at distances, he was smacked around helplessly by Freddy for at least half a movie. Supes freezes him and throws him into a sun. Oh sure, he may or may not survive... But he's in the center of a sun. He can't move. This is a ridiculous thread.

Isn't Jason scared of water?

Yeah, he died from drowning. That's how Freddy kept him fairly catatonic.

So another way Superman wins: Fills up a freighter truck with water, dumps it on top of Jason, or some variation of the same gimmick. This gets worse and worse.