Dr. Evil vs. Dr. Doom / Fat Bastard vs. the Blob

Dr. Evil has preptime. Doom doesn't.

Fat Bastard and the Blob compete in a pie-eating contest.

Blob will eat SO many more pies than Bastard, he'll put him to shame.

Which Blob? If it's from one of those horrible sci-fi movies, the thing will just swallow everything and then Fat Bastard. If not, yeah, Fatty still loses.

Dr. Evil v. Doom is a little harder. A huge laser could beat Doom.

Fredrick Dukes "Blob" from the X-Men.

I know, Draco. I just find the thought of a big green (or orange, if you like Space Ghost) thing consuming pies to be hysterical.