Captain Planet vs. Elric of Melnibone

A brooding Goth or a silly Ted Turner propaganda creation? We can't lose!

Captain Planet. He's a hero, and he would take pollution down to zero. He's our powers magnified, and he's fighting on the planet's side.

It's a bit hard to do that when your soul is being swallowed by the deus ex machina we call Stormbringer.

Captain Planet doesn't have a soul. He's our powers magnified, and he's fighting on the planet's side...

Yeah. Except he's actually a dude with a disgusting mullet in odd tights who's summoned by some rings. If Stormbringer doesn't do it (and Stormbringer's beaten plenty of supernatural things before), then Elric's magic sure as heck does. He could friggin craft those evil rings of pollution on his own.

Well as long as he doesn't get some kinda pollution on him Captain Planet is invincible.

And Captain Planet, being that he is a hero, would take these "evil pollution rings" down to zero as well.

Yeah. Except that the pollution rings generated an evil Captain Planet that pretty much ruled P's world for some time. Add on any kind of sealing, darkness or corruption spells and the fact that Stormbringer can incarnate into a being of unknown strength and we have a Goth win at something. How novel.

Remember that Elric destroyed and recreated the world at one point. Yes, I'm aware it killed him. He fought the forces of Chaos, and can summon a demon king at will. I don't think Mr. I'm An Environmentalist, I Think I'll Just Move This Trash Out Of The Range of the Cameras can handle all that magic.

Yea Captain Pollution. Pollution being the keyword. ^^; Only part of the show I like about it is Cap Planet. I mean sure he can probably be weakened by throwing a banana skin or a candy wrapper on him but whats the odds something that small'll happen?

Considering Elric? About one to one.

Banana skins are biodegradeable. They'd energize Cap.

*laughs* Well then just cover him in trash, and the fights won.

Elric can always use the patented Goth technique: brood his opponent to death. I think it'd work.

"Come on, sir, don't you love the environment?" "I love nothing."

Or Captain Planet would slap him around for not loving his planet.

I hate to admit it, but I have no idea of what you're talking about, Arek. I haven't since the start of this thread. Up until now, I have just been quoting Captain Planet's theme song. I don't know who Elric is, or anyone else for that matter.

Elric is from a series written by Michael Moorcock. He's basically supposed to be the anti-Conan. I figured you didn't know much about it.

No, I don't.

^^; I don't either. I just think Captain Planet can kick anybody's butt as long as no pollution is around.

lol. He is a hero...

He is the only reason I ever watched that dumb show. Man I hate that show but Planet was cool.