Korri's advice on Parenthood

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Korri's advice on Parenthood

If anyone has any parental queries please do not be afraid to ask

should i buy my kid a porsche when he/she turns 16?

😱 yes!

what if they're all into drugs and alcohol? what should i do?

What is the better punishment for a six year old child; to throw it from the highest building in town or to burn it?

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Korri....... do you HAVE any kids? And The One Himself doesn't count sweetie... nor does TH ❌

Originally posted by Be@st
What is the better punishment for a six year old child; to throw it from the highest building in town or to burn it?

well you could always strap them into a bed and beat the crap outta the bottom of their feet with a 2x4...

oh wait...that's what happened to Iraq's national soccer team for losing...my bad.

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Link, I love you with all my heart, and I want everyone to know that 😮

i thought this was gonna be a serious thread 😠

just one:

paddle or bullwhip?

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that's not funny 😛

i know. it was a serious question, i honestly do want to know which weapon would be more effective at keeping the little hoodlums in line ✅

Link> good question. i think maybe a toy porsche would be a better aprouch at this early stage in your child's quest to start driving ✅

If your child gets into drungs and alchohol the best thing to do is to actually get pissed yourself and show them what a prat you can make of yourself...that should hopefully discourage them

Be@st> as i have already talked to you about it i wont go into detail. violence is never the answer unless they ride their bicycle into your brand new Lambourgini and scratch the paintwork. Then violence is acceptable ✅

Syren> r u questioning my authority 😠......😄

Sam> see my reply to Be@st's question 🙂

what would you do if your child has constipation? 😄

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Link, I love you with all my heart, and I want everyone to know that 😮

awwwwww...blushing

I love you too sweetie...and i hope everbody knows it 😮

Originally posted by dragonpisces272
what would you do if your child has constipation? 😄

make them eat lots of fibre enriched foods

thanks for the tip 😄

Korri, what would you do if your child never stopped watching Matrix Revolutions over and over and over again? 😐

hi georgina! Korri aint here 🙁