Star Wars Jokes ...

Hello all,

I was feeling a bit bored, so I thought that I'd create a thread where people can tell Star Wars themed jokes that they've heard/come up with {e.g. "May the 4th be with you"}. Mods, feel free to close this thread if you think it's far too OT/stupid.

A friend of mine just told me this one. It's a groaner, I know, but it does have undeniable cheese appeal ...

Q: How did Darth Vader know what he would get for Christmas?

A: He felt his presents ...

Sorry ...

How did the members know a thread was gonna get closed?

Cause it was really stupid!

nah im kidding 😛 .....but i dont think this will last long.....but maybe..

Where else would you suggest putting this?

i would suggest it go in the EU section as its star wars not just the OT

also try using the search button

Well, this is hardly EU, is it? And I DID use the search button ...

i didnt say to move it, i just said i think itll get closed soon....thats all...

I myself have foreseen this possibility 😛 . But there's nothing wrong with a light hearted thread now and then. Since my "joke" was OT specific, I thought I'd put it in this forum ...

Okay.

Two Mandalorians are patrolling in a jungle. Sunddenly one of them drops dead and the other one is left confused. The remainíng one contacts their HQ and asks instructions. Before doing anything he is told to make sure that he is really dead before doing anything.

A blaster shot is fired.

The remaining mandalorian opens his comlink and asks; "Okay, now what?"

What did Darth Vader do to the chicken that crossed the road?

He killed it.

What did The Emperor do to the chicken that crossed the road?

He killed it.

What did Boba Fett do to the chicken tha...... aww forget it.

*cough* shit, shit shit *cough*

someone had to say that 🙂

Originally posted by Sesse
Okay.

Two Mandalorians are patrolling in a jungle. Suddenly one of them drops dead and the other one is left confused. The remaining one contacts their HQ and asks for instructions. Before doing anything he is told to make sure that he is really dead before doing anything.

A blaster shot is fired.

The remaining mandalorian opens his comlink and asks: "Okay, now what?"

😆 It's funny, but that's just an old joke with the word "mandalorian" inserted ...

And it's straight out of KOTOR.

We can do better!

My joke was supposed to be sh*t.

Thankyou Captain Obvious.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
And it's straight out of KOTOR.

And it worked about as well there as it does here. 😆

lol I agree

ok ok I got one.....what happened when Vader and Palpatine raped Ush's mom?

The same thing that happens to everyone else, THEY GOT CRABS!!!!

oh damn, talk about a village bycicle.

why did anakin cross the road,

to get to the dark side

Bump!

😆 That's pretty good!

Originally posted by diver of muffs
I got one...what happened when Vader and Palpatine raped Ush's mom?

The same thing that happens to everyone else, THEY GOT CRABS!!!

Oh damn, talk about a village bycicle.

That's just sick ...