it came out of no where...

This huge ass spider just came out of no where and attacked me scared so I jumped up and grabbed a machete and sliced about 3 of his legs off, but he kept crawling around so then I took it up and chopped him in Half!

Eat it! Eat it!

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
Eat it! Eat it!

I wouldn't know 😂

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
I wouldn't know 😂

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I do 😮

Soooo what does a spider taste like?

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
Soooo what does a spider taste like?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Kind of like a worm with puke and cod liver oil, and beetle mixed in

Sounds disgusting.😘

I remember hearing that throughout your lifetime you eat 5 to 10 spiders that crawl into your mouth while your sleeping.

I've never tasted worms, cod liver oil, or beetles, fortunately 😬

I know somebody who licked a banana slug and said it made her tongue numb ✅

Originally posted by Darth Revan
I've never tasted worms, cod liver oil, or beetles, fortunately 😬

I know somebody who licked a banana slug and said it made her tongue numb ✅

😂

I'm sorry James 🙁

Originally posted by Darth Revan
😂

I'm sorry James 🙁

I found a huge ass spider in my bed the other day, i pinged it away 😂

Originally posted by SlipknoT
This huge ass spider just came out of no where and attacked me scared so I jumped up and grabbed a machete and sliced about 3 of his legs off, but he kept crawling around so then I took it up and chopped him in Half!

Did it die when you cut it in half?!?!?!

well duh! of course it did 🤨

Well he chopped its legs off and it didnt die

legs....actual spider cut in two... lil diff dont u think??

I should warn u.. Im mean 😈

i come outta nowhere sometiimes

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!