who would win, Yoda VS The Hulk

who would win, Yoda VS The Hulk

umm Yoda?

I hate these Stupid VS threads.

All yoda would have to do is just stand there and wait for that stupid big green thing to come running at him, then all Yoda would have to do it just pull out is Sabre and chop him in half.

adamrubin, surely when u created this thread didnt you just think that?

yoda wuld put up a good fight, and i love star wars more than anything else, including the hulk, but hulk wuld win.....not easily though.

You're saying Hulk would defeat Master Yoda? Do you even know who Yoda is?

Dude, Hulk is tough, big, mean and green. However, his skin couldn't repel a lightsaber. Yoda would take him down.

Hulk: HULK MAD
Yoda: Sense the darkside, I do. Slay you, I must

Hulk rushes as Yoda with his fists ready to crush the tiny Jedi master, but Yoda merely waves his hand and sends Hulk crashing through the wall. Igniting his lightsaber, Master Yoda raised it toward his opponent.

Yoda: Stand down, you must. Kill you, I wish not to do.

Hulk: AHHHHHHHHH

Yoda: Much to learn, you have.

Hulk intensified his rage to it's peak and used all of his adrenaline to leap at the tiny Jedi. In less than a second Yoda had flipped over the giant and used his saber to slice down the spine of the Hulk.

Hulk coughed and wheezed out, "Hulk... mad..." and slipped into the cold dark of the afterworld.

Yoda deactivated his lightsaber, and dropped his head in sadness.

"Mad you were, and sad you were."

And that would be about it.

Sorry but the battle would be longer than that since The Hulk can regenerate. I think that yoda would defeat Hulk multiple times, with the Hulk becoming angrier each time it regenerates and maybe one lucky shot from the ulk would strike yoda down... maybe.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
You're saying Hulk would defeat Master Yoda? Do you even know who Yoda is?

i know yoda, most likely better than you. You obviously don't know who the Hulk is, hombre.

yeah that's right, compadre

Originally posted by jango fatt
yeah that's right, compadre

i really hope you're not mocking me.

moving...

Yoda would slice off the Hulk's head. He cant regenrate a lost body part.

Dude, if he got sliced into the spine and/or the brain with a lightsaber, he's not going to regenerate that. And Tormentor's right, he wouldn't grow a new arm back. Yoda wins, no doubt.

Uh, I'm a lot older than you, and I think I know more about life in general than you do, let alone the Hulk...

The Hulk would lose. I mean, he's lost to a handful of rather mortal badguys in the past. Yoda, 900 year old Jedi master, would destroy him.

The only reason the Hulk would get madder is because he's getting beaten by a guy about what 2 feet? 😂 rite? am i rite? the only reason's he's getting angrier is because he's losing to a guy about 10 feet shorter than him

i always considered SUperman and teh Hulk cheap and unfair because of their powers

Ones big and green the other is little and green. Who cares?

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Uh, I'm a lot older than you, and I think I know more about life in general than you do, let alone the Hulk...

The Hulk would lose. I mean, he's lost to a handful of rather mortal badguys in the past. Yoda, 900 year old Jedi master, would destroy him.

lmao.....so um, life is all about the hulk and yoda? hahahaha, you have no clue how much of a life you need. or how ridiculous you sound.

Originally posted by jackstain
lmao.....so um, life is all about the hulk and yoda? hahahaha, you have no clue how much of a life you need. or how ridiculous you sound.

You'd be amazed just how stupid that reply was. Do you even read anything I say?

Janus, it's okay, remember the doll... lol

Seriously though, I'd vote Yoda would win against most any comic book character except for like, Professor X, they would just study together.