why am i the bad guy?

well this happened a while ago but...

one day i was with my friends, hanging out at this one girls house. we where minding our own business, doing nothing wrong, when her twin sister gets home. now, her sister is somewhat of a feminist, and i me and my friends where all guys, so when she sees our bikes parked in the driveway, she steals them. when we realized she had jacked our bikes we took action. this wasnt the first time she had done crap to us, so we got revenge by stealing her makeup kit and running off with it.

eventually, we went back for our bikes. when we got there she was standing with a huge bamboo stick, ready to attack us. even though she had provoked us to steal from her, she acted like the victim when she obviously was not. even after we had returned the makeup, she still believed that we were to blame, and not her

Im just wondering what u think about this. i mean, just cuz she is a girl, does that make her innocent? i understand that, looking back, stealing from her was not the best option. but still, i dont get it how she felt completely innocent, seeing as how her theft started the entire ordeal. even thoug hwe commited equal crimes, i ended up the criminal

because shes a dumb ***** and needs a smack down 😐

she's probably high

Dude dont take shit from her.

Nah she's just a B!tch. She needs a good lesson is all... that includes a "smack down"

the problem is... how do i beat down a girl and get away with it, without being branded a sexist?

Wait a sec.. when did feminists start wearing makeup?

Originally posted by bilb
Wait a sec.. when did feminists start wearing makeup?

😂

And why steal her make-up? Steal something worth more money. 😉

Originally posted by DEFCON One
the problem is... how do i beat down a girl and get away with it, without being branded a sexist?

Make sure the beating is brutal enough that she can't point you. 😉

Originally posted by bilb
Wait a sec.. when did feminists start wearing makeup?

stealing makeup and bikes... oh the drama.. 🙄

just have a nice talk with her...that if she takes your bike again you're going to show her what the curb tastes like 😉

That is the best smilie of all time!!! 😱

What do you type to get that?

bad guys rock. dont be ashamed of being the bad guy. think darth vader was scared of anyone? hell no.

"she acted like the victim when she obviously was not. even after we had returned the makeup, she still believed that we were to blame, and not her"

holy shit, this is the most accurate description of feminists I have ever heard.

The moral of the story, feminists are evil and should be exterminated without remourse.

Also, sometimes (and this is especially true for feminazi's) girls need a good kick to the stomach. Or a good curbing, as sats showed us, either one will solve your problem.

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

*runs around sticking arm out acting like those droids from doctor who*

*in comic book guy style*

They are called The Daleks, for crying out loud man, you are obviously a person who does not know his sci-fi melodrama, whereas I am the supreme king of all that is king-ly. Ah-ha!

*exits comic book guy mode*

Seriously, hook her head up with the business end of a shark, or two.

She sounds insane.I am glad I have a sane twin sister.Anyway try to advoid her for now on.JM

Originally posted by DEFCON One
well this happened a while ago but...

one day i was with my friends, hanging out at this one girls house. we where minding our own business, doing nothing wrong, when her twin sister gets home. now, her sister is somewhat of a feminist, and i me and my friends where all guys, so when she sees our bikes parked in the driveway, she steals them. when we realized she had jacked our bikes we took action. this wasnt the first time she had done crap to us, so we got revenge by stealing her makeup kit and running off with it.

eventually, we went back for our bikes. when we got there she was standing with a huge bamboo stick, ready to attack us. even though she had provoked us to steal from her, she acted like the victim when she obviously was not. even after we had returned the makeup, she still believed that we were to blame, and not her

Im just wondering what u think about this. i mean, just cuz she is a girl, does that make her innocent? i understand that, looking back, stealing from her was not the best option. but still, i dont get it how she felt completely innocent, seeing as how her theft started the entire ordeal. even thoug hwe commited equal crimes, i ended up the criminal

People are strange Things, its not your fault that she stole your bokes of course not but it probably wasnt a good idea to stoop to her level, as you now know that just makes things worse..

sounds to me like you should have a world with your friend about it, she is probably the best one to get through to this girl.

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Originally posted by GuitarBunny
she's probably high