SlickRick69
I'm God here!
While Sarah was struggling and flailing wildly in the river, a hand suddenly reached out from the shore and pulled the girl from the water.
Sarah's screams were squelched by the chokingly cold water as she stared into the eyes of her savior...
... the crazy old man ogled the nubile young girl madly, dropping her water-logged bod to the ground, and snarling and drooling over her.
"You damn thieving kids! You don't know what you are dealing with! Axes and machetes can't save you now! They will only drag you down and get you killed... drowned, just like HE was drown..."
The old man then noted that Sarah was not holding the heavy axe, or the machete, and the crazy old coot ranted.
"WHERE ARE MY FRICKIN' AXE AND MY FRICKIN' MACHETE?!?! DAMN ?YOU THIEVING KIDS!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!"
with that, the old man ran off into the dark and scary woods, still rambling about his missing tools...