Now why would I purposefully buy a can soda and dump out the contents?????

Any guesses? 😖hifty:

😂 To protest proposition 34292

Uh uh. 😖hifty:

Because you found a bug floating in it?

you dump it into a glass, or onto someone 😱

to see if it would erode the surface it came into contact with?

Because you are bad like that 😉 That's it

You emptied the can, and instead put petrol and cyanide into it. You'd give this to your best friend, who would sip it, and then you'd laugh at him, telling him he has five minutes to live. You then watch him squirm and dribble. Because he's dribbling the petrol you just gave him, you decide to ignite it and burn his face. As you stand there laughing at him, you pick up the same can and start to beat him with it, sharp ends in the eyes to begin with, working your way down. As he writhes in agony, you hold a powerful maginifying glass up to his neck and watch his spinal chord catch fire, while you spit on him. Then you use it as a satellite antenna on a laser to target orphans and small kittens.

You disgust me. Get out of my sight.

Because Little Nicky turned it into moose piss?

Originally posted by Red Superfly
You emptied the can, and instead put petrol and cyanide into it. You'd give this to your best friend, who would sip it, and then you'd laugh at him, telling him he has five minutes to live. You then watch him squirm and dribble. Because he's dribbling the petrol you just gave him, you decide to ignite it and burn his face. As you stand there laughing at him, you pick up the same can and start to beat him with it, sharp ends in the eyes to begin with, working your way down. As he writhes in agony, you hold a powerful maginifying glass up to his neck and watch his spinal chord catch fire, while you spit on him. Then you use it as a satellite antenna on a laser to target orphans and small kittens.

You disgust me. Get out of my sight.

Um, no. 🤨

You pored it into a bottle that had whiskey in it then put it into a cars gas to make it go faster.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Um, no. 🤨

Well that's me all out of ideas.

Let's see, killing, kittens, killing, orphans, killing, friend, eyes, petrol, cyanide. Nope, that's it I'm all out.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Well that's me all out of ideas.

Let's see, killing, kittens, killing, orphans, killing, friend, eyes, petrol, cyanide. Nope, that's it I'm all out.

Do you come from a planet called cumbordera?

Originally posted by R0B
Do you come from a planet called cumbordera?

You've been there before haven't you! 😱

Originally posted by Shadow Dragon
You pored it into a bottle that had whiskey in it then put it into a cars gas to make it go faster.

No, you are all totally wrong! There was no bug in my drink, I didn't pour it into another glass with whisky, I intetionally bought a soda, poured the contents out into a bush, and then I did something with the can.. .. . . 😖hifty:

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No, you are all totally wrong! There was no bug in my drink, I didn't pour it into another glass with whisky, I intetionally bought a soda, poured the contents out into a bush, and then I did something with the can.. .. . . 😖hifty:

You idiots.

Because he wanted to drink it. He didn't say WHERE he was dumping the contents. He dumped the contents in his mouth.

GOD!!! IDIOTS!

-AC

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No, you are all totally wrong! There was no bug in my drink, I didn't pour it into another glass with whisky, I intetionally bought a soda, poured the contents out into a bush, and then I did something with the can.. .. . . 😖hifty:

Your nether regions must be cut to ribbons!

No its simple he got a soda opend it emptied it out and poked a small hole in the side like maybe half a CM and used it as a bowl to smoke weed.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Any guesses? 😖hifty:

Because your truly a spy, and were giving a sign to homebase that the rooster was in the hen house.

dude, how long you been a spy? do you just do contract killing, or do you do some independent? Whats the price run on a killing these days?