I actually had a few in mind.
'Wellington', is a genius word, as it relates to the rubber boots that you usually wear on your head, but for some reason everybody sticks them on your feet. I love this crazy world.
I was also thinking of "The", but that's such a contrived and overly complicated word.
Alas, I do sometimes fear for my sanity at times like these, but then the numbness comes and takes it all away.