Hero + Broken Sword vs Mace Windu

Started by Uber_God2 pagesPoll

Who will win?

Hero + Broken Sword vs Mace Windu

Hero (Jet Li in the movie Hero)
teaming with Broken Sword (Tony Leung Chiu Wai from Hero)

vs

Mace Windu

has any1 even seen hero?

I have, and damn....
damn....
I really don't know, even with Vaapad and the force, that would be such an incredible fight.
Wait, lightsabers cut through swords, Mace wins.

Just my opinion, but Hero is a terribly boring, and pointless movie. I left towards the end because i literally was falling asleep. Of course this has nothing to do with who would win. That being said......Mace Windu would wipe the floors, walls, ceiling, and toilets with them both.

Lightsabers would cut through swords. Mace takes this.

Not only do lightsabers cut through swords, but........

Samuel L. Jackson cuts through any other actor in the world. Mace wins.

Jedi cut through stupid chinese acrobats. Mace wins.

Star Wars cuts through boring sub-titled foreign films. Mace wins.

Black dudes cut through Asian dudes anyday. Mace wins.

The Force cuts through martial arts and floating around with feathers. Mace wins.

Buggy eyes cut through slanted eyes. Mace wins.

Shiny blad heads cut through greasy black hair. Mace wins.

Bad Mutha F*ckas cut through not so bad matha fahckahs. Mace wins.

Can you dig it? Sucka.

lol, I can dig it.
Although I disagree with you about Hero. The cinemetography, and the settings are incredible. I will give you that is pretty slow, but I love slow movies, take the Godfather; it's slow but one of the best movies of all time.
The fights in Hero are incredible and Jet Li is hardcore. They should have gotten him to be a character in a star wars movie.

Originally posted by jackstain
Not only do lightsabers cut through swords, but........

Samuel L. Jackson cuts through any other actor in the world. Mace wins.

Jedi cut through stupid chinese acrobats. Mace wins.

Star Wars cuts through boring sub-titled foreign films. Mace wins.

Black dudes cut through Asian dudes anyday. Mace wins.

The Force cuts through martial arts and floating around with feathers. Mace wins.

Buggy eyes cut through slanted eyes. Mace wins.

Shiny blad heads cut through greasy black hair. Mace wins.

Bad Mutha F*ckas cut through not so bad matha fahckahs. Mace wins.

Can you dig it? Sucka.

Lets fix that

Fair enough :

Samuel L. Jackson cuts through any other actor in the world. Mace wins.

Jedi cut through stupid chinese acrobats. Mace wins.

Black dudes cut through Asian dudes anyday. Mace wins.

Bad Mutha F*ckas cut through not so bad matha fahckahs. Mace wins.

Bullsh*t :

Star Wars cuts through boring sub-titled foreign films. Mace wins.

The Force cuts through martial arts and floating around with feathers. Mace wins.

Buggy eyes cut through slanted eyes. Mace wins.

Shiny blad heads cut through greasy black hair. Mace wins.

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It wasnt subtitled on the dvd
eyes and hair got nothin to do with it

And how bout this, mace lost his lightsaber and is using a sword

well chinese movies are better i guess....if, you know, im tryin to help myself slip into a coma, or im at the brink of commiting scuicide and need a push.

MACE IS BETTER..... darn you and ur dumb g00k movies.

Whoa, f*ck you for saying that!
They're slopes 😄

reported

Let's keep the racial ethnic anger to a minimum.

dude, my grandmother is korean, that's the reason i said that in the first place.
i think it's funny to make fun of my ancestors, like the irish people
drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight...

Originally posted by Darth_Nefarus
Whoa, f*ck you for saying that!
They're slopes 😄

lol, awesome

i know... i have many friends who are chinese, lamo.....uber god, what a nerd, i can see him now pushing up his glasses "oh well this will just not do! what a potty mouth. im reporting this to the authorities...on the double!"

Hm. Well, still... It's nice to show consideration. Not everyone knows your ethnicity. For all you know I could be Asian. Not like that'd stop any of you, but still...

well i mean if you take offense from someone on the internet whom you never have and never will meet, thats pretty sad. but i dont disrespect people because of their nationality......unless theyre canadian.

Yeah, Canadians piss me off too.

Oops... did I say that aloud?

Then we agree!
Everyone is cool unless they're canadian, eh?

Yes. Us normal folks are cool.