JP the chicken

Ok so this morning I see this little spider in my cabinet. Too big to smush by hand yet the cabinet is too small to stick something in to smash him. SO I get out my big ole can of freeze hair spray and let him have it.

Now do you think he'd die? oh HELL no. So now I have a spider in my cabinet. 🙁

Shoot it with a Railgun.

Or, alternativly, Ill come round and smite it with my Sp34r of Smiting +34

silly string 😐 that stuffs toxic and almighty gooey

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Ok so this morning I see this little spider in my cabinet. Too big to smush by hand yet the cabinet is too small to stick something in to smash him. SO I get out my big ole can of freeze hair spray and let him have it.

Now do you think he'd die? oh HELL no. So now I have a spider in my cabinet. 🙁

Better to have a spider in your cabinet than a burr in your britches.

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Ok so this morning I see this little spider in my cabinet. Too big to smush by hand yet the cabinet is too small to stick something in to smash him. SO I get out my big ole can of freeze hair spray and let him have it.

Now do you think he'd die? oh HELL no. So now I have a spider in my cabinet. 🙁

Originally posted by frodo34x
Shoot it with a Railgun.

Or, alternativly, Ill come round and smite it with my Sp34r of Smiting +34

your so obsessed with that bloody spear!!!!!!

but i can understand though; when i bought my sword i was swinging it everywhere and stuff

I am the Spear King of the Al Bhed.

nuff said

Now see this is what happens when you only have one hour of sleep the night before. I cant believe I opened this thread. 😂

Nice to see moosie wasnt doing the manly thing and offering to kill it for me or anything. 😉

JP 😱 I'll kill it for you!

Wait, does that make me manly? 😑

I hate spiders

Did the spider look like this?jmspiderif so he was in my bed last week!JM

That spider must have an amazing hairstyle now 😂

😠 i thought this thread was about a chicken! WHERES MY CHICKEN! 😠

i want to see JP dressed as a chicken! NOW! 😠

Watch it, Mist. Thou shalt not mess with JP nono

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Ok so this morning I see this little spider in my cabinet. Too big to smush by hand yet the cabinet is too small to stick something in to smash him. SO I get out my big ole can of freeze hair spray and let him have it.

Now do you think he'd die? oh HELL no. So now I have a spider in my cabinet. 🙁

Spiders are absolutely evil, I have the spider phobia, maybe that's why I suck as a man. cry

call the exterminater

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Ok so this morning I see this little spider in my cabinet. Too big to smush by hand yet the cabinet is too small to stick something in to smash him. SO I get out my big ole can of freeze hair spray and let him have it.

Now do you think he'd die? oh HELL no. So now I have a spider in my cabinet. 🙁

😆

OMG what was I on when I made this thead? 😑

This is what happens on zero sleep. 😂

Need more caffeine, JP 😛