ok u and your two friends (friend A, and friendB) go to heven and when u get there the gatekeeper says whaterver you do dont step on a duck, well one day u and ur friend a are walkin the streets and u see friend b with this really ugly guy/girl and u say what happens? and B says i stepped on a duck. well the next day u and friend B are walkin and u see Friend A with a really ugly guy/girl and u ask what happend and A says i stepped on a duck. then the next day A And B are walkin and they see you walikn with a really hott guy/girl and the say what did u do and the guy/girl that ur walkin with says i stepped on a duck
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my mate was on his way to london and his family pulled on to a car park 4 a quick snack.while he was there a crazy bloke was walkin past and saw him. he walked over to the car and went "pika boo can i have a sandwich plz" my mate went no and the crazy guy walked off.when they had finish my mates dad had started the car and was leavein the car pack when the crazy guy jumped on top over the car and my mates dad went really fast and stoped and the crazy guy flew off the car into the road got up and just went
TRUE STORY
a teacher has the class do a tast test for show and tell
she has a little boy come to the front of the class puts
a hershy kiss in his mouth do you know what this is she asked
no i don't the little boy said okay the teacher said i will give
you a clue it is something your mom want's from your dad
when he comes home from work everyday
a little girl in the back of the class jumped out of her seat
hurry spit it out she cried it's a piece of ass!!!!!
a blond goes into the doctors office and tell the doctor,"doctor i have broken every bone in my body" the doctor says"now thats inposible",she said"no look she touched her arm ouch! she touched her leg ouch! she touched her neck ouch the doctor gave her an exam and then told her i have good news and bad news the good news you didn't break every bone in your body,the bad news you did break your finger!