Humans having sex with animals?

Originally posted by AdventChild
My friend told me that there was porn that had women having sex with animals like a dog and animals of that nature.....I did some research on it and it wasn't really a good thing to look at.... Does any one know if this is really real? or is it fake...cuz i am seriously doubting that men or women would have sex with an animal... or any one in their right minds any way.....

Research? ...is that what you told your mom? Thats actually a pretty good one
"Yeah mom I just did some research on this... errr lesbian ....err stuff for biology and.... err yes well I had to strip for that...because errr.....there was this evil monkey in my room.....err yes."

😂 ^

Aren't we feeling dirty today...

😂 thats harsh

yeah its gross....and in the US and most places illegal

Originally posted by Bardock42
Research? ...is that what you told your mom? Thats actually a pretty good one
"Yeah mom I just did some research on this... errr lesbian ....err stuff for biology and.... err yes well I had to strip for that...because errr.....there was this evil monkey in my room.....err yes."

If you can eat a pig, then why not **** it too?

😑 I have a feeling that there is something of a difference between consuming a pork product, and engaging with one in what I believe would be unpleasant copulation. Cloven hoof and all.

Theres a story going round our school at the moment about a woman who was having sex with a horse but cos the horse was so 'big' they had to tie its penis near the bottom to stop too much blood getting into it and to keep it smaller. But half way through the string broke and the horse grew inside her ripping her apartm, damaging loads of organs and killing the woman.

I dunno how true it is but it's definatly discusting and should be a bit of a put off, for those weird enough to wanna shag animals anyway

Oh my god that's grooossssssssss................. wow - ouch

That poor horse

Actually there are historical stories of similar things happening, mostly Roman in origin, though it sometimes seemed more of a cruel punishment then a form of fun.

HA HA HA

Hey has any1 here seen an ancient dildo - I have - arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!! - wouldn't want to imagine getin' a splinter off that

It is, as they say, a fine line between pleasure and pain.

Aha ............ more pain than pleasure

Do ya wanna's to tell ya what it looks like - It is huge - really huge - the whole thing

I saw this woman have it with a dog - bleeaaaaaaaaaa

😑 😘 When will people learn...

Maybe when a half animal half human - hybred - is born hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............................I wonder

Originally posted by KharmaDog
It is genetically impossible for a human and a chimpanzee to foster any offspring together. You are full of B.S.!

Hey, they made Ligers (Lion/Tigers) and other stuff like that...

Hehe, I'm sure eventually somebody'll make a humanze.

Two little old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, the only place they could smoke at the nursing home, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The second old lady asks, "What's that?". The first old lady replies, "A condom." The second old lady then asks, "Where'd you get it?" The first old lady replies,"You can get them at any chemist."

The next day the second old lady hobbles herself into the local chemist and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely, she is, after all, in her 80s, but politely asks what brand she prefers. "Doesn't matter," she replies, "as long as it fits a Camel."

Kinda OT but i felt like posting it anyways

Trust me, there is more disgusting things people will do for money in the porn business.

You guys just try and restrain yourselves next time a dog tries to do your leg.

i don't like that ppl having sex with animals because its not fair humans shall have sex with humans and not with a "cow" or something!
its make me 😘 when i see it!