Wolflet bit my hand off

*sees bits* My virgin eyes! *runs away screaming*

Originally posted by Imaginary
*sees bits* My virgin eyes! *runs away screaming*

Ok I kept my part of the deal now its time to keep yours 😛

Originally posted by draconigena
Why would you want to sell your penis?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
No, no, no its on sale to use as a sexual stimulant 🙂

GOT IT! That's completely different... and makes much more sense. If I had a penis I'd probably sell it as a sexual stimulant too... but I'm stuck with a vagina.

Originally posted by draconigena
GOT IT! That's completely different... and makes much more sense. If I had a penis I'd probably sell it as a sexual stimulant too... but I'm stuck with a vagina.

*buys SlipKnot's penis*

Ahahaha! Now I've got one!

Originally posted by draconigena
*buys SlipKnot's penis*

Ahahaha! Now I've got one!

😂

😖hifty:

*runs away into the closet with her new penis*

Dont pull so hard crazy

If you would walk faster I wouldn't have to pull so hard!

Im going as fast as I can! 👀

Oh, alright then... I'll stop pulling so hard.

Ok, keep going

*next bit is censored to keep with the PG-13 ness of the forum*

8stares blankely*

You two get out of my thread now 😠

😑

😄

Originally posted by R0B
You two get out of my thread now 😠

* shoots slip and throws dracon in a cage full of rabid gophers * Problem solved

NOOOOOOO!!!

Damn. Stupid gophers, they always get me eventually.