Last One Standing: Yoda vs. Spock

Spock: pointy ears
Yoda: pointy ears

ADVANTAGE: Tie

Spock: Pon Farr every seven years
Yoda: Jenna Jameson Holovids

ADVANTAGE: Yoda

Spock: Vulcan nerve pinch
Yoda: Force-(fill in the blank)

ADVANTAGE: Yoda

Spock: Haircut like the Beatles, with sideburns
Yoda: comb-over

ADVANTAGE: Spock

Spock: 6'2"
Yoda: not tall enough to go on the rides

ADVANTAGE: Spock

Spock: Worked with the crew of the Enterprise-A
Yoda: Senior member of the Jedi council and personally "mentored" Aayla Secura

ADVANTAGE: Yoda

Spock: Came back from the dead
Yoda: Looks like a roadie for the 'Dead

ADVANTAGE: Spock

Spock: Almost 200 years old
Yoda: Clocked at around 840

ADVANTAGE: Yoda

Winner for this round: Yoda!

Keyboard- 24 dollars.
Star Trek and Star Wars rentals- 35 dollars.
Bribe to get your older brother off the computer- 12 dollars.
Making Yoda once again, the man- Priceless.

ahahahhahahahhaha lol. I LOVE that commercial

yoda...yoda....he looks good for being that old

does spock even have powers?

don't know I never was much of a trekkie

Yeah, he has the power to remain unsurprised at all times.

Dude, have you guys ever seen Spack sing the song about the hobbit? I think that if you watch that you might give him a chance lol

A hobbit? Been watching the van DVD player in the garage again?

what? no
also, have you seen william shatner performing rocket man?

Never. I woudl love to, though

wat superhuman powers does he possess?

How dare you question the super powers of Willaim Shatner!
seducing green aliens is like the force, it takes concentration, stamina and heart.

yoda is a jedi

spock is a homosexual

advantage, yoda, and the rest of SW becuz star trek SUCKS

I agree star wars is superior, but like i said, once you've seen spock singing about the hobbit, you might change your mind

Okay this is a weird topic.

Spock has the vulcan neck pinch....well if he tried that on yoda, he would have to bend all the way down, and by that time Yoda would have already chopped off his knee caps, and force thrown his pointy eared ass right back into that radioactive chamber thing from Star Trek 2.

"Die fast and prosper you must, mmmm"

Oh yeah Yoda would own Spock's pointy ear ass he would force lightning his ass before spock even got close enough to use his weak ass neck pinch!!!

Much too learn spock still has!

Yoda owns spock anyday.

i see the match going two ways actually............

A: spock loses his temper and goes ballistic on Yoda, and soon thereafter Yoda cuts him into 38902109830198309882139 pieces.

B: spock gets horny and tries to suck on Yoda's ears, soon thereafter Yoda cuts him into 389374028932039874390874 pieces....

Yoda obviously, spock is a low level telepath with superhuman strength...

yoda has force powers and a lightsaber...

yoda wins...