Plastic Man vs. Spider-Man

Discuss.

Plastic man

Plastic Man is actually EXTREMELY powerful. His powers function more
like the Impossible Man than just someone who stretches....
When the JLA were in that Atlantis battle in the past, everyone got back
except Plastic Man. His body was scattered on the ocean floor for
thousands of years. When they finally recovered the pieces together
he reformed and went nuts.

anywhos.....There isn't a damn thing Spidey can do to him....except
crack better jokes perhaps.....

Plastic Man is funnier in my opinion

I think Spidey would curb-stomp Plasty in a manhattan comedy club.
He sorta has a kinda Woody Allen-on-crack thing going....quite funny.
So New York-chic.....

I think Spidey's funnier....Plastic Man has some good ones, but he tries too hard sometimes...like everything he says HAS to be funny. Yeah, he's funny, but a little too over the top for my tastes.

And Spidey's screwed in the fight.

-DM