For real.
If superman were evil and trying to kill you,
Wouldn't you at least try whatever you had to do to beat him?
Only cowards stand there and die a thousand deaths.
Real men fight and resist when it is necessary and this counts as necessary.
I would try to chuck every molive cocktail and armor-piercing machine gun at him I could find.
I'd aim for his eyes and face.
I'd aim at his genitals too.
I'd try to grab him and throw his 220 lbs light body around like a rag doll.
I'd try to grab him and slang him around like Hulk did that tank except I'd be slamming him by his legs and smashing his head into trees and through walls.
The point is I'd use every immedaite method of defense I have at my disposal.
If I suceed, I live with pride and joy, If I died, I'd die once with pride.(Like a real man is suppose to.)
😎
😛eace:
Originally posted by jplatinum
For real.
If superman were evil and trying to kill you,
Wouldn't you at least try whatever you had to do to beat him?
Only cowards stand there and die a thousand deaths.
Real men fight and resist when it is necessary and this counts as necessary.
I would try to chuck every molive cocktail and armor-piercing machine gun at him I could find.
I'd aim for his eyes and face.
I'd aim at his genitals too.
I'd try to grab him and throw his 220 lbs light body around like a rag doll.
I'd try to grab him and slang him around like Hulk did that tank except I'd be slamming him by his legs and smashing his head into trees and through walls.
The point is I'd use every immedaite method of defense I have at my disposal.
If I suceed, I live with pride and joy, If I died, I'd die once with pride.(Like a real man is suppose to.)
you'd die due to fatal self defecation....... 😄
this here smart boy would run for the hills and live while all you suicidal sally's nuked him and yourself leaving only me and all the hot ladies to repopulate the world........alllllll riiiight
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Originally posted by jplatinum
For real.
If superman were evil and trying to kill you,
Wouldn't you at least try whatever you had to do to beat him?
Only cowards stand there and die a thousand deaths.
Real men fight and resist when it is necessary and this counts as necessary.
I would try to chuck every molive cocktail and armor-piercing machine gun at him I could find.
I'd aim for his eyes and face.
I'd aim at his genitals too.
I'd try to grab him and throw his 220 lbs light body around like a rag doll.
I'd try to grab him and slang him around like Hulk did that tank except I'd be slamming him by his legs and smashing his head into trees and through walls.
The point is I'd use every immedaite method of defense I have at my disposal.
If I suceed, I live with pride and joy, If I died, I'd die once with pride.(Like a real man is suppose to.)😎
😛eace:
This sounds like some inspirational speech from a Mel Gibson/ Bruce Willis movie. Sure we COULD go down fighting, or we could try to reason and/or suck up to the man whom regardless of our efforts will rule the world in about 3 hours.
But in all seriousness, yes, we would win. All we have to do, is get these earrings...