Darth Revan's Family Background

Well my dad, Maynard James Keenan, met my mom, Brandon Boyd, at Woodstock in '68. They had three kids--me, Cristina Scabbia, and Mike Einziger. Well, actually they had five, but Jay commited suicide and Brandon II OD'd and died. My two insane uncles are Zack de la Rocha and Immortal Technique. My grandpa is Slash from GNR, and my cousins are Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl, and Krist Novoselic. Tom Morello lives next door to me. Marilyn Manson once claimed to be my long-lost evil twin, but I'm not sure I believe him. I bite my tongue whenever he comes around, because blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground. My family is so much cooler than yours.

How do i become a part of this farking diafunctional Family Miss Revan? cry

That's MISTER to you 😠

I'll figure out a way to add you, honeypumpkin cry

Wouldn't that mean that Slash is Maynard's Dad?

Dysfunctional doesn't quite cover that.

-AC

Its farking sexeh droolio

disfunctional or not, that'S one cooL family 😎

I added you, Korri shock

AC> Yeah well, truth be told I just wanted to put him on my family tree and couldn't figure out how else to do it... 😮

Im in the fecking Family!! 😱

Thanks girlie! hug

Mmmhmmm diva

you can your sexeh Deftones sig rock my world droolio

So do you and your sexeh Kirk Hammett sig droolio

were all just one big sexeh family cry

I'm actually Trent Reznor.

-AC

Oh its all coming out now 😠

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'm actually Trent Reznor.

-AC

Why you lying, conniving son of a *****! 😠

Can I have your autograph?

look at the ads at the top of tis thread, they are about suicide 😂

That's the best goddamn family ever.

Why the feck am I not part of it?

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Why you lying, conniving son of a *****! 😠

Can I have your autograph?

You sure can buddy.

'Trent Reznor'.

There.

-AC

Isnt alpha centauri a game as well as a constalation

A film and a song also I believe.

My name being based on my latter and your latter.

-AC

Can I be the long lost half cousin from another mother or better yet an actual woman? droolio