Opposite Sex......3

uh...me a girl...wut do i look like? beautiful blonde (aka britney spears) or some weird cross breed of a phsyco (aka joan rivers...)

I dont know what color the thong would be.

bright pink! 😆 it'll burn the eyes!!

Ok I would wear pink. 🙂

wear a bright neon pink thong while saying fo shizzle mah nizzle 😆

Ok Ill also wear a matching top. 🙂

😆 bright pink matching top!

Is the thong silk?

silk 😱 yeah!

Ok so at least it will feel good except for the string. 😉

😆 so you got the thong and matching top...what else dya need?

Make up, long hair, mini skirt, panty hose, girl socks and shoes, girl shirt. 🙂

wait, drop all those things first. Let's go to the beach and show 'em what your made of! 😆

Ok then but I also have to have a girlie voice.

okay...who's voice do you want? choose an actress 😄

Um Ill take a singers voice. Ill take Jessica Simpsons voice. 😄

umm ok 😄 *rips out jessica's voice box and places it in leatherface* there ya go! wait, you need some lotion to make you all shiny and stuff

Ok like totally. 😄

Now I like sound like a girl. 😛

😆 ...okay, your all lotioned and everything. hmm...now you need to walk like a lady!