crap

did any crap happen to u

ive got my foot stuck in a toaster...

A turtle played frisbee with my head, but I took it back abd pout it between my shoulders.

I was violated by a monkey.

I was violated by an elephant, so lucky you!

Originally posted by The Ones
ive got my foot stuck in a toaster...

😆 and howd you manage that?

someone left it on the floor. fortunatly its not plugged in so im kinda ok.

Korri just slapped me.

I got kidnap by a kangaroo for 2 days!

Is that like a kangaroo?

No