Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Pre-Crisis jumped infinite sharks as he was always airborne on his enchanted skis pulled by a cadre of flaming, and flying, motorcycles over an endless magical trail of sharks.
but he died by contracting a STD due to his flagrant disregard of the health problems in todays society........ he was a poor example to one and all and his frivolous lifestyle has earned him an eternity of hellfire.... with the poking and the fire and it huuuuuurrrtttsss him..... 😛