Quotes

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HH > 😂 😎

RG> 😂 😎

If you read this line, remember not the hand that wrote it, remember only the verse.

HH> 😄 🙂 😎 😖mart: 🤣

Don' t argue with a fool because he' ll pull you down to his level and then beat you with his experience there.

who then now b!tches?

She´s good.
You have no idea.

Don't walk in front of me,
I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me,
I may not lead.
Walk beside me and
be my friend.

"Denial Is Not a River in Egypt"

"one sunny day in the middle of the night, to dead boys went out to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew thier swords and shot each other, if u dont believe this lie is true, just ask the blind man, he saw it to!"

my mum's a fatsa my dad's afatso so im a fatso

lol

ego

An army of sheep lead by a lion will defeat an army of lions lead by a sheep.

Desk Sergeant: Name.
Mario: Mario.
Desk Sergeant: Last name.
Mario: Mario.
Desk Sergeant: And you?
Luigi: Luigi.
Desk Sergeant: Luigi Luigi?
Luigi: No, Luigi Mario.
Desk Sergeant: Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you?
Luigi: Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.

really big shoe? no realllllybigshoeeeeeeee
(i think its from the simpsons or something, but its my bro's fave saying. ps, he smells)

Ripe? Smells right. Cow dung....Nice!

don't follow me, i walk into walls (and cars occasionally)

*cough*

Favorite Quotes?

What's everyone else's Favorite Quote?

Mine would have to be:
"Sometimes A Road Less Traveled is Less Traveled For A Reason"-Jerry Seinfield.