Disruptive Neighbors...

Started by tabby9992 pages

put on a curly black wig, a fake mostache and get one of those nets on a stick they use to get leaves out of pools with, then when they start going at it, knock on their door till one answers and when they ask what you want say "I have come to clean zee pool." they'll have to invite you in for sex if you use that old porn classic line. or try to deliver a pizza....with sexy results!

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
last night I went to bed about 130am - and I could not sleep cause my upstairs neigbors were having sex LOUDLY - they were screaming and stuff... their bed was knocking on the floor and walls loudly--

I ended up getting up to watch TV for awhile!

why cant they go have sex outside or in their car! so I can sleep!

sleeping

im sory i ll try 2 be quiet next time n dnt kill me. i mean hes good, 😑 wat the feck am i on about? never mind just ignore me.

Re: Disruptive Neighbors...

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
last night I went to bed about 130am - and I could not sleep cause my upstairs neigbors were having sex LOUDLY - they were screaming and stuff... their bed was knocking on the floor and walls loudly--

I ended up getting up to watch TV for awhile!

why cant they go have sex outside or in their car! so I can sleep!

sleeping

Why didn't you go up and join them, it's not like you could sleep anyhow.

Objecting to free porn.

Originally posted by Mist
tell them to try out position 4 from page 13 out of the karma sutra book........(not that i know what that is)whistling1
You totally got that out of Shanghai Knights.

MG, next time they do that I would crash into the room and scream "Will you turn it down a notch?!"

Originally posted by syko freak
im sory i ll try 2 be quiet next time n dnt kill me. i mean hes good, 😑 wat the feck am i on about? never mind just ignore me.

cool! I didnt know you lived up stairs from me!