Impossible question

If you're travelling at the speed of light in a car and you turn on your headlights... will you get pregnant?

Definatley..

its unavoidable im afraid..

I'm afraid not, seeing as snakes don't have armpits.

no due to micro wave energy from the car moving at light speed u would become infertile un less the car was may just for light speed technology

Oh and turning the lights on wouldn't do anythin 2 u ,moving at light speed so the lights wouldn't look like there on

But what if you took into account the amount of orange juice you would have to drink to dilute the reversal ray of the commas....

Originally posted by runningtap
But what if you took into account the amount of orange juice you would have to drink to dilute the reversal ray of the commas....

Ahh, but youre forgetting that I ate all the mashed potatoes last night...

u carn't reverse it enof if u did u would way round about 6000 tons

No, you're not hearing me... there are only thirteen tomatoes in the backseat and martha stewart just can't work that fast.... get it?

But there's a squirrel!

Originally posted by runningtap
No, you're not hearing me... there are only thirteen tomatoes in the backseat and martha stewart just can't work that fast.... get it?

No no and no. If Peruvian Iron workers can do it, then there is absolutely no reason that an elastic factory in Bolivia can't reduce the world's consumption of bologna. It just simply stands to reason.

wtf is every1 on about i was being a boffin and somethin in ur brain just went

(blows large rassberry)

GTG

But not nearly as much as the beatle that stole my heart in Las Vegas. It was supposed to last forever but it turned into a one night stand. It was great! We made a model of a model bird and stuck it in a large tanker to send to Egypte where Nick's grandma was born... I couldn't have done it without Viagra!

okkkkk i'm going now lol

thanks for contributing turtle face!

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Originally posted by runningtap
If you're travelling at the speed of light in a car and you turn on your headlights... will you get pregnant?

well, i suppose they could be twins, but you'd probably have to eat a pint of nails before they would transform into caterpillars....

Right melvar?

But that would only happen if the buzzing in your ears was flourescent... ✅

See, I know stuff 😊