Maynard James Keenan helped me with my Biology Homework!

I was like "icon5"

I was really stuck with a couple of questions about DNA replication in my Biology coursework and i was almost at the point of crying when the phone rang..

It was Maynard obviously otherwise this story wouldnt make any sense.. anyway it turns out that he is secretly very keen on the anamtomy of the huma body and how it all works so he is all like "im totally fecking amazing at Biology let me help you out"

so he comes over (because he lives just across from me obviously) and we have a bash at the questions..

he is all like

"Now, i know the codons fit cause we watched the DNA strand unzip"

so, it was basically like that all the way throw the question booklet and when i got it makred by my teacher i got a straight A 😊

All thanks to Maynard it looks like im going to pass my Bio exam! icon5

Thanks mate! icon5

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I could become a professor 😖mart:

Not fair, Adam Jones raped me with a spatula cry

cry *****! you didnt call me over?

schmoll I'm never speaking to you again

Ronald, you simpleton, you spelt GREATEST wrong ❌

I can't even bring myself to look at you right now faint

haha, we had babies yestersay 😐.

Maynard couldn't have came over. He's in my gimp closet as we speak.

Oh my god 😮 how embarrasing

he has the power to be in 2 places at once! 😊

droolio totally, Maynard is like Lord thy God, he has magical powers... like santa

Im having his children cry

The prodical children of Maynard! touched

Who's having my kids?

Oh wait....I'm the OTHER guy.

-AC

Originally posted by Korri
Im having his children cry

The prodical children of Maynard! touched

Devo is like... Jesus ✅ without the crusifixion part..

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Who's having my kids?

Oh wait....I'm the OTHER guy.

-AC

Alpha your sig is sex..

oh that reminds me im having Trent Reznor's babehs too but dont tell anyone k 🥷

Bitchnut! ranting Trent is mine sneaky2 keep your dirty paws off him

oh really? 😠

whatcha gunna do bout it hoebag? sneaky2

I dont know yet sneaky2 but ill think of something potatowhore

its ok, dont take it personally skankbag hug

i get payed to have peoples babehs touched