Theres something about Jack Sparrow! What is it?

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not offending baby's or anything tho 😄

Originally posted by Mønkey
aw he was dreaming about his teddy being taken from him 😆

thats cause he is constantly drinking 😐 he doesnt stop.... so no hang over! you have to admit it is a good cure for the hangover ✅ keep drinking!

LOL! ha...if u think bout it, its quite smart to do that ✅ I'll keep that in mind 🥷

😆 now pass me some rum! i think im sobreing up!

NEVER! ITS ALL MIIIIINE *eyes light up* drool ruuummmmmm

of course youll share wiv me 🙂

never! IM the one who ran off on our wedding, remember? 😛 MINE MINE MINE!

😖hifty: *starts to hypnotize freeak* you are getting vewy very sleepy when i snap my fingers you shall give me your rum!....

Originally posted by Mønkey
😖hifty: *starts to hypnotize freeak* you are getting vewy very sleepy when i snap my fingers you shall give HIM your rum!....

ah thnx

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*is pretening to be "sleepy"* yes i shall give you all my rum...NOT! *disappears* 😐

*snapps fingers and rum appears in her hand* 😐 meh it worked... wait! IT WORKED !! 😱 IT WORKED 😱 *swigs her bottle of rum*

i cant snap my fingers 😒🙁

Then try and whistle. Works every time for me whistling *a giant corkscrew comes out of the ground* ...whistling

Originally posted by choosewisely
i cant snap my fingers 😒🙁

*glares evily and monkeys hair falls off* 😱 I DIDNT DO IT, I SWEAR 😐

Originally posted by Mådness
Then try and whistle. Works every time for me whistling *a giant corkscrew comes out of the ground* ...whistling

😐 wow...lemme try that 😱

whistling ....*a giatn rooster pops up sittin on the giant corkscrew*...whistling
shock wow...that cant be good 😐

...especially 'cause of the Bird Flu... whistling

*sneezes and turns into a bird* .........bakcaw?

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😐 .... whistling

Originally posted by Mådness
...especially 'cause of the Bird Flu... whistling

*sneezes and turns into a bird* .........bakcaw?

😐 HA HA! fool_fly <bet ya cant fly atround like my buddy ere, Rodger 🥷

😱 its rodger!!!! the chicken farmer dude!!!! *hair grows back* 😛

lost again 😐