Pencil!

Started by Lan©eWindu™5 pages

* Pulls out a lawn chair and grabs a beer *

10 to 1 says Slip wins.

*replaces myself with a robot that looks like me, and goes to hide*

*Blinks*
*Throws popcorn at BW and runs*
*Pulls up lawn chair beside Lance and grabs own beer*

I'll take that bet! Never know what a weakling can pull off in a tight spot.

Originally posted by Dwarfdude
*Blinks*
*Throws popcorn at BW and runs*
*Pulls up lawn chair beside Lance and grabs own beer*

I'll take that bet! Never know what a weakling can pull off in a tight spot.

*throw robot away, and breaks slips nose*

take that! box

Oi! I'm not going to be cheated out of my money! I want a f*cking fight, and I'm going to have a f*cking fight!

*Boots BW back into the pit*

Originally posted by Dwarfdude
Oi! I'm not going to be cheated out of my money! I want a f*cking fight, and I'm going to have a f*cking fight!

*Boots BW back into the pit*

I BROKE HIS ****IN NOSE! I WAS IN THE PIT! 😠

Didnt see that...

w00t! Pay up, Lance!

Right, next fight....

BW, reigning campion, vs. his biggest rival...Ticonderoga pencil!

*Drops cage around BW and pencil*

903858917873 to 1 says the pencil wins!

Originally posted by Dwarfdude
Didnt see that...

w00t! Pay up, Lance!

Right, next fight....

BW, reigning campion, vs. his biggest rival...Ticonderoga pencil!

*Drops cage around BW and pencil*

903858917873 to 1 says the pencil wins!

*chops penicl in half with my leg*

i know kung-fu! whoooooyyeeaaa!

*Two pencils spring up in its place*

w00t! Go Ticonderoga! Give him a splinter! Give him lead poisoning!

*Pencils fly at BW's eyes*

Originally posted by Beast_Within
ouch, that wasn't very nice 😠
*slams BW's face down and SLices his face open with a razor*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*slams BW's face down and SLices his face open with a razor*
(read back. we finished the match, and i won) 😠

Originally posted by Dwarfdude
*Two pencils spring up in its place*

w00t! Go Ticonderoga! Give him a splinter! Give him lead poisoning!

*Pencils fly at BW's eyes*

*does a fake matrix, dodging them, and throwing them at the cage wall*

Originally posted by Beast_Within
(read back. we finished the match, and i won) 😠
I wasnt here 😕

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I wasnt here 😕
just this once, plz! 🙁

i'l let u win the next time!

Originally posted by Beast_Within
just this once, plz! 🙁

i'l let u win the next time!

Nope *throws BW down on the butchers table and starts skinning his hand*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Nope *throws BW down on the butchers table and starts skinning his hand*
*rolls outta the way, and kicks Slip in the nuts*

*Finishes beer*
*Yawn*

This bores me...

*Pulls out 10-gauge shotgun*
*Shoots BW*

Ah.....That felt good......

*Totters out*

Originally posted by Dwarfdude
*Finishes beer*
*Yawn*

This bores me...

*Pulls out 10-gauge shotgun*
*Shoots BW*

Ah.....That felt good......

*Totters out*

*rubs head*

owwy...

Originally posted by Beast_Within
*rolls outta the way, and kicks Slip in the nuts*
*stands back up and bashes Bw's skull with a hammer a few times and breaks all of his facial bones*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*stands back up and bashes Bw's skull with a hammer a few times and breaks all of his facial bones*
*head becomes flat*

u know, i kinda like this new look. does it ake me look fat? 😕