I think I could take him in all three because I would have no conflicts. I would be a Sith no question about its and the fact that my age is so close to Anakin, and also that his emotions are so unchecked that even Obiwan, who is not even as powerful as Anakin( Lucas himself said Anakin is a 9, Obi is like an 8,)beat him. If I were a Sith I think Darth Maul would be someone to model myself after but I think I would have Dooku's power to match. I'd like to think that after Anakin took out Dooku, I would take out Anakin, then kill off the Jedi myself. After I 'd concentrate on learning from Sidious and then try to plan his own demise like every real Sith should to. Sidious would love the challenge, as any true Sith Master expects from his pupil 🤘
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MEAN GENE!!!
IM GONNA LAY THAT MEATBALL OUT WHEN I DROP
THE GIANT LEG ON HIS CARCAS, IN FRONT OF THE THOUSANDS
OF SCREAMING PVS FANS AND THE MILLIONS WATCHING AT HOME!!!
JUST REMEMBER BROTHER!!!
WHEN YOU TAKE ON A JEDI MEATBALL,
YOU GOTTA TRAIN HARD!!! SAY YOUR PRAYERS!!!
EAT YOUR VITAMINS!!! AND WHEN LITTLE JEDI ANI
FINDS HIS PUNY SKULL LOCKED IN THE LARGEST PYTHONS
IN THE WORLD, WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER!!! WHEN
PVSMANIA, AND ALL THE LITTLE PVSMANIACS
RUN WILD ON YOU!!!
*flexes for the camera*
Hawk: wwwwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaat aaaaaaaRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
MMRS: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH! When i get in the ring with this punk, im gonna beat'em, im gonna hurt'em, i'm gonna destroy him. And just when he thinks it cant get any worse, im gonna drop the elbow on'em and snap him like SLIM JIM!!! DIG IT?!?! OOOHHH YYEEEEAHH!
JR: boy i tell ya King, back in OK as a lil boy, i saw some mean sunna bitches, and i seen some brutal, brutal beatings, but nothing that woulda prepared me for mayhem that'll take place right here tonight.
King: Well JR, i dont know how Ani is doin tonight, but did you see Padme?!
JR: i sure did King.
King: ...maybe we'll get to see some puppies tonight!
JR: Well i dont know about that, but what i do know, is that Stacy Keibler has just challenged Padme to an Inter-gender, handycap, bra and panties match. So you'll have PVS and Macho Man with Stacy Keibler in one corner, and Ani and Padme in the other. I TELL YA, IT'LL BE PANDEMONIUM!!!