He's some D!ckAs$ who has this entire bogus website that he plays off as real quality information.....point is, ill run over to his house in virgin-land (no doubt located somewhere in Canada)...and ill punch his grandma's saggin' T!T and she'll go down hard. Afterwhich i follow up by hanging her by the whiskers of her recently deceased cat (whom i kciked so hard in the face that it decided to commit suicide by doing a screaming backflip into a river of molten lava). Then i will set his uncle lou's wig on fire, rape his goat for spite, eat his sandwich, slam his face into a ceramic sculpture of Rod Stewart having sex with willem dafoe and kevin bacon, and proceed to rip the biggest effing wizz all over his life and all eternity....bigger than the biggest blackest boner in the world....soon thereafter me and his wife pork softly to the soft mystical sounds of alf wailing on a guitar.
The Friggin End.
Originally posted by jackstain
He's some D!ckAs$ who has this entire bogus website that he plays off as real quality information.....point is, ill run over to his house in virgin-land (no doubt located somewhere in Canada)...and ill punch his grandma's saggin' T!T and she'll go down hard. Afterwhich i follow up by hanging her by the whiskers of her recently deceased cat (whom i kciked so hard in the face that it decided to commit suicide by doing a screaming backflip into a river of molten lava). Then i will set his uncle lou's wig on fire, rape his goat for spite, eat his sandwich, slam his face into a ceramic sculpture of Rod Stewart having sex with willem dafoe and kevin bacon, and proceed to rip the biggest effing wizz all over his life and all eternity....bigger than the biggest blackest boner in the world....soon thereafter me and his wife pork softly to the soft mystical sounds of alf wailing on a guitar.The Friggin End.
Lol, hehe, jackstain, that post has made my day lol.