Terminator 2.
John: You said you wouldnt kill (shoot?) anybody!
Terminator: he'll live.
Terminator 3.
Stripper: Talk to the hand.
Terminator: (grabs strippers hand) NOW!
Ben Richards: "I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!" -DAMN CLASSIC THAT ONE!!!! Iv'e been laffing for 2 days straight from listening to that line!
"If they don't have the guts, I call them girlie men."
"I just use my muscles as a conversation piece, like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd Street."
"I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence."
-Twins
From Predator:
[after Dutch has nailed a guy to the wall with his knife]
"Stick around."
"Bleed, bastard!"
"Dillon. You son of a bi:ch!"
"You set us up. It was bullshit, all of it.
"Git to ze choppa!"
LOL
From the 6th Day
"You cloned the wrong man"
"When I said F**K yourself, I didn't mean literally"
From Batman and Robin
"Allow me to break the ice"
From Total Recall
(Guy) "I would like you to meet someone, someone u know very well"
(Quaid) "Who is it now, my mother?"
From Kindergarten Cop
(Dude) "Who the hell are you anyway"
(Arnold) "I'm da party pooper"
The Terminator
[the Terminator arrives naked and encounters some punks]
Punk Leader: "Nice night for a walk, eh?"
The Terminator: "Nice night for a walk."
Punk: "Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?"
The Terminator: "Nothing clean. Right."
Punk Leader: "Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack."
The Terminator: "Your clothes - give them to me, now."
Punk Leader: "**** you, *******!"
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The Terminator: I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told she was here. Could I see her please?
Desk Sergeant: No, you can't see her she's making a statement.
The Terminator: Where is she?
Desk Sergeant: It may take a while. Want to wait? There's a bench over there
[points to bench]
The Terminator: [looks around then looks back at him] I'll be back!
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[to the passenger in the semi truck] Get out.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
The Terminator: "I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle."
Cigar Biker: "You forgot to say please..."
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The Terminator: "The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug."
Sarah Connor: "Skynet fights back."
The Terminator: "Yes. It launches its missiles against the targets in Russia."
John Connor: "Why attack Russia? Aren't they our friends now?"
The Terminator: "Because Skynet knows the Russian counter-attack will eliminate its enemies over here."
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John Connor: "No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative," or some sh*t like that. You say "no problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me." And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby.""
The Terminator: "Hasta la vista, baby."
John Connor: "Yeah but later, dickwad. And if someone gets upset you say, "chill out"! Or you can do combinations."
The Terminator: "Chill out, dickwad."
John Connor: "Great! See, you're getting it!"
The Terminator: "No problemo."
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The Terminator: "It's in your nature to destroy yourselves."
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The Terminator: "Why do you cry?"
John Connor: "You mean people?"
The Terminator: "Yes."
John Connor: "I dont' know. We just cry. You know, when it hurts."
The Terminator: "Pain causes it?"
John Connor: "No, it's when there's nothing wrong with you, but you cry anyway. You get it?"
The Terminator: "No."
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[On the phone to John Connor's foster mom]
The Terminator: "What's the dog's name?"
John Connor: "Max."
The Terminator: [in John's voice] "Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking. Is he all right?"
Janelle Voight: "Wolfie's fine, honey. Wolfie's just fine. Where are you?"
The Terminator: [hangs up] "Your foster parents are dead."
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John Connor: "Jesus, you were gonna kill that guy."
The Terminator: "Of course; I'm a terminator."
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The Terminator: "I know now why you cry. But it's something I can never do."
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Terminator: "John Connor leads the resistance to victory."
John Connor: "How? Why? Why me?"
Terminator: "You are John Connor."
John Connor: "Christ! My mom fed me that bullsh*t since the cradle!"
Look at me! I'm no leader! I never was! I'm never gonna-"
[is choked by Terminator]
John Connor: "Let go!"
Terminator: "You're right. You're not the one I want. You're wasting my time."
John Connor: "F*ck you, you f*cking machine!"
[is released by Terminator]
Terminator: "Better."
John Connor: "What, you were just dicking with me?"
Terminator: "Anger is more useful than despair."
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Terminator: "It was Katherine Brewster who reprogrammed me and sent me back through the time displacement field."
John Connor: "Why didn't I send you back?"
Terminator: "I'm not authorized to answer your questions."
Kate Brewster: "Why didn't he send you back?"
Terminator: "He was dead."
John Connor: "Oh, well that sucks."
[the Terminator walks into a strip club to look for clothes]
Terminator: "Take off your clothes."
Male Stripper: "Patience, honey."
[the T-850 steps up onto the stage]
Male Stripper: "Woah, b*tch. Wait your turn."
Terminator: "Your clothes."
Male Stripper: "Talk to the hand."
[the T-850 grabs his hand]
Terminator: "Now."
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[John is holding a gun to his head]
Terminator: "You cannot self-terminate."
John Connor: "No, you can't. I can do anything I want. I'm a human being, not some god-damn robot."
Terminator: [correcting him] "Cybernetic organism."
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Terminator: "Skynet has become self aware. In one hour it will initiate a massive nuclear attack on its enemy."
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Terminator: "Your levity is good, it relieves tension and the fear of death."
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John Connor: "Thank you."
Terminator: [last words to John] "We'll meet again."