what would you do

What would you do if you woke up one morning and you were a retarded midget with one arm and 7 toes???

I would probably be like, "What the . . ? Why do I have seven toes?!!!" 😑

But the midget part and the arm thing and being retarded, I probably wouldn't even notice. 😬

I would be really happy and excited, I'd probably be more confident too.

Originally posted by CaPtaInCLaUdiA
I would be really happy and excited, I'd probably be more confident too.

Yeah you would! 😂

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
But the midget part and the arm thing and being retarded, I probably wouldn't even notice. 😬

😆

That happened to you?

Because I would be a retarded midget, I would not be able to notice the seven toes 😖

Then, I would go outside, skipping and singing '''Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Its Off to Work We Go'' 😖

Originally posted by SlipknoT
What would you do if you woke up one morning and you were a retarded midget with one arm and 7 toes???

I'd do you! 😮‍💨

i would act retarded
and be short

no one would notice, so i would uh...have one arm 7 toes, and shorter than i already am 😱

fun fun!

I would say bye bye to wearing sandals ✅

Id go to albertsons and start a riot becuase i cant reach the pork, and then i would get really mad becuase I ment to say pepsi but Im retarded and said pork. and if any tall people gave me sh1t id be like....
"back off legs!" or Id roll out a window

um...not notice and eat a pizza 😱

I would be pissed that I lost all my muscles after two years of hard work 😛

I'd go around in my wheelchair all day running into people and be more retarded in fancy restaurants