Too bad " i aint" smart enough. 🙁
I was only joking, but you two lil eurotrash old world folk took offence.
If the UK is so great, stick to UK things, get off the net...it was made by America...walk to work, cars are american....send letters, phones are american....dont watch tv, TVs are american...dont use lights...stop listening to our music....
you cant can you? you need us, and you realize our superiority.
now deal.
Ah well, too bad your country is Americas b****. 🙁
Originally posted by long pig
Too bad " i aint" smart enough. 🙁I was only joking, but you two lil eurotrash old world folk took offence.
If the UK is so great, stick to UK things, get off the net...it was made by America...walk to work, cars are american....send letters, phones are american....dont watch tv, TVs are american...dont use lights...stop listening to our music....
you cant can you? you need us, and you realize our superiority.
now deal.
ok. i'm not in UK (and happy i'm not) and neither from USA (even happier about this)
but all this crap you're saying now is just pissing me off, sorry sweets.
The fact that among the ages USA has became one of the most powerfull countries in the world doesn't make you better or anything.
Also the fact that with that power goes money, which you use for verschiedene stuff does NOT #^($ing mean you are any better than some poor ppl living in the middle of Africa.
you were lucky you were born in rich country. eat your money and oil, and all 51 states and just stop bitching about ' oh how great i am'
Originally posted by long pig
Why does a pimp need a hooker?Were just using you, and the funny thing is you know it, but you dont care, youre just happy we picked you.
If Britain didnt agree to play about with your lil invasion game it would have been a hell of alot longer before Bush rode his high horse into Iraq.
Originally posted by Clovie
ok. i'm not in UK (and happy i'm not) and neither from USA (even happier about this)but all this crap you're saying now is just pissing me off, sorry sweets.
The fact that among the ages USA has became one of the most powerfull countries in the world doesn't make you better or anything.
Also the fact that with that power goes money, which you use for verschiedene stuff does NOT #^($ing mean you are any better than some poor ppl living in the middle of Africa.
you were lucky you were born in rich country. eat your money and oil, and all 51 states and just stop bitching about ' oh how great i am'
Um, we only have 50 states, unless you're counting Canada. 😄
Us becoming the most powerful country to ever exist kinda does make us better, dont you think?
Originally posted by long pig50? bag that sounds a bit more logical than 51 😂
Um, we only have 50 states, unless you're counting Canada. 😄Us becoming the most powerful country to ever exist kinda does make us better, dont you think?
and it doesn't make you better in my idea of 'better'
more powerfull and richer. and more ignorant 🙁
Outnumberd by whom? non-americans? everyone is outnumberd by non-americans.
We **** up your working class, not ours.
And im fine with that.
How are we ignorant?
By stats, we are only second to japan in average I.Q tests.
Everyone else is below us.
You shouldnt believe everything you hear on your GOVERNMENT owned BBC, because it makes you look stupid.
Anyone who listens to a station that their government owns is a fool.
As a Scotsman, still part of Britain unfortunatley, I feel compelled to rant:
I can say without tyres cars would be rubbish, without tarmac cars would be rubbish. Both Scottish inventions
The first TV was made by a Scotsman.
The lightbulb was invented by an Englishman (the ancestor of a mate of mine).
Without trains your country would still be being built.
The inventor of the telephone was Alexander Graham Bell - a Scotsman. Without phone-lines there would have been no WWW.
We have the NHS, National Health Service, which means we don't have to pay for healthcare, this means that healthcare is accessible to all, not just those who can pay for it, including dentists.
Scots also invented:
radar (won the second world war),
penicillin (saved more lives than Americans have ended),
the bicylce (fat Americans have no use for this),
microwaves - essential for all fat-ass americans,
halloween - which is essential for all fat-ass American kids,
anaesthetics - essential for operations
antisepsis - as above
fridges - essential for fat Americans to keep junk food cold.
tubular steel - without it the WTC would never have been built so that Dubbya could go off on his crusade nonsense
Golf - essential for fat Americans to claim they exercise.
There's a shit-load more but hopefully this shows how the world we live in would not exist without SCOTS!
GREAT SAID 👆
Originally posted by long pigignorant about geography. and general history of the world
Outnumberd by whom? non-americans? everyone is outnumberd by non-americans.We **** up your working class, not ours.
And im fine with that.
How are we ignorant?
By stats, we are only second to japan in average I.Q tests.
Everyone else is below us.You shouldnt believe everything you hear on your GOVERNMENT owned BBC, because it makes you look stupid.
Anyone who listens to a station that their government owns is a fool.
Originally posted by baracustastic
As a Scotsman, still part of Britain unfortunatley, I feel compelled to rant:I can say without tyres cars would be rubbish, without tarmac cars would be rubbish. Both Scottish inventions
The first TV was made by a Scotsman.
The lightbulb was invented by an Englishman (the ancestor of a mate of mine).
Without trains your country would still be being built.
The inventor of the telephone was Alexander Graham Bell - a Scotsman. Without phone-lines there would have been no WWW.We have the NHS, National Health Service, which means we don't have to pay for healthcare, this means that healthcare is accessible to all, not just those who can pay for it, including dentists.
Scots also invented:
radar (won the second world war),
penicillin (saved more lives than Americans have ended),
the bicylce (fat Americans have no use for this),
microwaves - essential for all fat-ass americans,
halloween - which is essential for all fat-ass American kids,
anaesthetics - essential for operations
antisepsis - as above
fridges - essential for fat Americans to keep junk food cold.
tubular steel - without it the WTC would never have been built so that Dubbya could go off on his crusade nonsense
Golf - essential for fat Americans to claim they exercise.There's a shit-load more but hopefully this shows how the world we live in would not exist without SCOTS!
Yea, but your men wear skirts, so it cancels everything else out.
Originally posted by long pig
I wish i understood brittish humor.its stupid. ironic tho, seems anything coming out of a crooked toothed pansy brittish boy would be funny, yet it isnt.
-prepares to bash the UK-
TOP 10 REASONS THE UK SUCKS(10 being the least)
10. your queen is ugly and old
9. you have horrid food
8. dental insurance anyone??
7. bad fashion is your countries motto
6. arrogance is omnipresent
5. your music is ****ing HORRIBLE!
4. you're fat too! ha! 45% right?
3. you're almost french
2. princess diana was a hoe bag. thats not your fault, just needed to be said.
1.we kicked your pansy ass when you had the most powerful army in the world, while we only had ****ing sticks and shovels!Now that you've come to the self-revelation that you suck, feel free to STFU.
ure so fricking retarded 😑
there's nothing wrong with britain nor america nor anywhere, "ure queen is old and ugly" ? please get something original look at ure monkey I mean president.
at least DO have some realistic points, u stupid arrogant american bastard.