Originally posted by Yumcarrots
Carrots.
A memoir of a girl who dresses as Zelda at conventions and doesn't like Wind Waker cause of the graphicsChapter 1
An ode to a vegetable.I suppose it really was cartoons that started it all... people saw Bugs Bunny nibbling on the edge of that carrot in a way eerily reminiscent of cigars, thought, "Hey! That's cool!" and made it into a real vegetable. As a child, often would I watch these cartoons, and often would I eat the carrots, but they alone could not fill the hole in my heart... and so it was that I begin to lace my carrots with drugs...
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
Chapter 2
Some notes on ZeldaVideo games were never really for me... until one day I picked up the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It seemed like a boring, supid game. But then I ate a "special" carrot and the game came alive! Bright colors; perplexing puzzles; original enemies; strange smells...
Every day since then I've made it a tradition... eat a carrot, play Zelda... it was as though the two became one... I knew my destiny from then on... I... was... yumcarrots!
Originally posted by Yumcarrots
Chapter 3
About KMC...It was an outlet where I could express my opinions and insult people... mostly I tell them they smell like onions (a carrot's arch-nemesis)... I lose interest in Zelda now... I am considering changing my sig. I'm... sorry... Link. *nibbles on carrot while writing*