Change the person above yous message!

Originally posted by total metalhead
I like to get on my feminine side sometimes... IM WEARING A BRA!

Originally posted by VallejoKid707
once i sat on a coke bottle just to see how far it could go in. it took 3 doctors and 5 bottles of lubricant to get it out naughty

Originally posted by total metalhead
Barfy is so hot. I watch his every move. I have a camera installed in the digital clock on his desk so I can watch whatever he's doing. He doesn't know it yet, but I started a fan site for him. I posted all my sexiest pics of him there: www.arnoldschwartznegger.com/uneditedhardcore/barfy.htm

Originally posted by total metalhead
I like to play with myself cuz I know Im never gonna get any! 😱

Originally posted by Darth Revan
climb aboard cowboy, i come with a saddle and stirrups 😉

Originally posted by VallejoKid707
sometimes when its really late i watch dwarf porn by candlelight 😮

Originally posted by total metalhead
[B]Ooooh barfy!! *faints*

Originally posted by Darth Revan
i like dead people 😐

Originally posted by The Force
i once impregnated 17 girls in one night purely out of boredom 😐

Originally posted by total metalhead
My favorite band is the Darkness. I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE, BABY!!!

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Im in love with Metalhead and I want him to be the father of my kids!

Originally posted by VallejoKid707
i want to be godfather of DR and TMH's children 😱

Originally posted by total metalhead
Will you marry me, DR?

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Valle,will you be the godfather of my kids?

Originally posted by Darth Revan
i know not of this 'DR' person you speak of...surely if you are referring to me you in fact mean 'Barfolomew'? And if this is the case, I accept your proposal for matrimony 🪩

Originally posted by VallejoKid707
all this talk of same-gender marriage is getting me so hot drool

Originally posted by total metalhead
Oh, yes, of course. How could I be so forgetful. no2 ✅ 😖mart: And DR, henceforth from this day, you will refer to me as either "nettles", "nettly-o" "the n-man", or "Mr. Man Whore." Now shut up and kiss me!

Originally posted by Darth Revan
i will give Korri my chocolate ice-cream

Originally posted by Korri
bite my shiny silicon-enhanced ass 😠

Originally posted by total metalhead
I live in a cardboard shack by the beach! 😮‍💨