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im retarded and dont know how to do this so bye

Originally posted by WoodLegStool
Sometimes I feel so sorry of myself. My life sux. I pretend that I'm mean but all I really want is to oick up flowers and enjoy their scent; I wanna be held by a nice strong guy and I want a new teddy bear.

Originally posted by Pretty Girl
What? I can't belive it. I'm dating a gay. Does that mean I'm a lesbian? Well...who cares; I will always have my mommy guarding me. Plus today is a shopping day. i'll buy myself a new playboy; and enjoy watching those boobs I know I will never have *starts crying*

Originally posted by Be@st
I enjoy regular doses of homosexuality, as long as it regular and orally induced vomiting. But in all actuality, I am truly a lesbian that is pretending to be a transbestite gay.

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Originally posted by WoodLegStool
What a wonderfull day. Today I bought myself a new skirt and make-up. Few more weeks and I'll look as a girl. Of course I already am a girl but it's sort of hard to see it because of my mustache and beard; not to mention the uglynes. But my boyfriend doesn't mind. of course he still didn't see me naked so he doesn't really know I'm a girl. *cries* OMG I just realised it. I'm dating a gay man. How did it happen?

Originally posted by Clovie
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Originally posted by Be@st
Today I sucked on a banana hammock THIS big! Ialso changed my name to crapbag, because my gay/lesbian yet not bisexual trasbestitefriend kept calling me assface, because of the continueing dribble of crap drooling out of my mouth in liquid form.

Originally posted by WoodLegStool
i'm watching too much of friends

Originally posted by WoodLegStool
I talk too much 😐

Originally posted by WoodLegStool
I really like naz but Im afraid to tell her that Im a she male. I have boobs and balls but no dick. Yes I am a freak but Im trying to hide it. Im a queer/lesbian so naz will you marry me and my boobs and balls?😮

Originally posted by Clovie
all my friends are gay

Did you like that episode? (To clovie)

Originally posted by Be@st
I aint sure what is more girlish about me... the fact I AM a lesbian trapped in a lesbian's body, or the fact that everything i wear makes me look fat

Originally posted by WoodLegStool
Oops I did it again. I sucked one nerds cock before I even asked him what's his name. After I asked him he said that his mom told him that he mustn't speak with animals because animals can't speak. Now I realize why my mom feeds me with dog biscuits and keeps me in a dog house.

Originally posted by Lord Soth

no arguement here

Originally posted by WoodLegStool
Did you like that episode? (To clovie)

i like all episodes.
but i've seen it sth like a month ago.. and i dunno why you are watching now 😕

This thread is getting justa *little* bit nasty.......

Originally posted by Be@st
Oops that was me, but I didnt get sucked by WLS, i got sucked by a moose