Change the person above yous message!

Originally posted by silver_tears
Do you really need to ask? 😈
*drags Sam into walk-in closet* naughty

Originally posted by silver_tears
im yours forever

😱

Originally posted by Korri
Keanu would be a lot sexier if he was a duck 🙁

I like to rape monkies

Originally posted by raven guardia
I don't know how to make the quote function say "Originally posted by ______". ❌

DR I do, but my computer keeps freezing when I type and it makes it difficult because I got to keep back spacing. 🙁

Originally posted by Darth Revan
I find chunky old ladys in wet bikini's very sexy!

Originally posted by raven guardia
I'm so horny
That's ok, my will is good

Originally posted by Darth Revan
If God had long hair
And a goatee
And if His eyes were pretty glazed
If He looked spaced out
Would you buy His story?
Would you believe
He had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah, God looks baked
Yeah, yeah, God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God smoked Cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a Tie-died micro bus
And He subscribes to Rolling Stone

When God made this place
In the beginning
Did He plant any seeds?
Or did He put them there
For Adam and Eve
So they’d be hungry
For the apple that the snake
Was always offering

And yeah, yeah, God rolls great
Yeah, yeah, God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God smoked Cannabis?
Do you suppose He had a buzz
When He made the platypus?
When He created Earth our home
Does He like Pearl Jam or The Stones?
And do you think He rolls his own?
Up there in Heaven on the throne

And when the Saints go marching home
Maybe He sits and smokes a bowl

Originally posted by Crap Bag
Too bad I got your beans in my bag,
stuck-up sucka', Korny mother****a'.
Takin' over flows is the Limp pimp,
need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis.
I'm gonna drop a little east side skill, ya best step back 'cuz I'm 'a kill, I'm 'a kill.
So watcha thinking Mr. Raggedy man?
Doin' all you can to look like Raggedy Ann.

Check you out punk,
Yes I know you feel it.
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson video,
You little faget ho.
Please give me some shit to work with,
'cuz right now I'm all it kid, suck my **** kid, like your daddy did.

Who the **** you think you're talking to?
I'm known for eatin' little whiny chumps like you.
All up in my face with that...
Are you ready?!?
But halitosis, is all you're rockin' steady.
You little fairy, smelling all your flowers,
Nappy hairy chest, look it's Austin Powers!
I hear ya tootin' on them fag-pipes clod, but you said it best,
there's No Place To Hide.

What the **** ya' sayin'? You're a pimp whateva',
limp ****.
Fred Durst needs to rehearse, needs to reverse what he's saying. Wannabe funk joke is what you're playin',
rippin' up a bad counterfeit, fakin'!
Plus your bills I'm paying,
you can't eat that shit every day, Fred.
Lay off the bacon.

nono

Originally posted by total metalhead
i'm sorry for everything i'm not gonna couse any more problems..

Originally posted by Clovie
i pissed on my rabbit

Originally posted by Korri
😱 I have a pet turtle named Gregory

😐

Originally posted by total metalhead
threesomes aproved 🪩

Originally posted by Korri
I'm a ned like the guys in my sig lololololololololol

Originally posted by Darth Revan
I live in a pineapple under the sea, and I worship Samuel

Originally posted by silent_kisses
I like totally waste my money on useless things. 😊

Originally posted by silent_kisses
I'm a prep with badly done hair streaks and a life-size blow up Orlando Bloom love doll

Originally posted by leatherface12
I know her so well ✅

Originally posted by Darth Revan
And I'm just jealous of the doll 😮