* * Random Survey * *

K, here's some random survey - fill it in, its fun -

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''..or making a rude gesture has a symbolic value..'', Sociology, A.Giddens

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
CD case

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
12:45

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
01:03

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Kim and Selena talking

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Three hours ago. Taking the Chinese from the delivery guy

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
studentcentral

Complete the sentence

I once had a dream........that my ex died...and i was trying to cry, but I couldn't

I'm only racist towards....Microsoft

I don't even know why I'm...wasting my time around internet looking for ridiculous questions

I'd give anything to have sex with...Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen...simultaneously, then separately...the simultaneously again, the separately again...then some more separately.

Nothing sucks more than having to....think of an excuse....fast!

If I had six bucks, I'd buy...coffee

It's hot. I should take off my...top

It's always more fun if you...OBEY MILLA!!

You can't eat steak without...knife and fork

You'd better shut up before I....cut off your penis and force feed it to you

I really like you and everything but...you're an idiot, who needs to have his forehead massaged with a brick. I mean, why dont you just lie in front of an upcoming train!?

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....then squeezed it hard, and left with a broken arm

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''...was not native to Selvaris, or indeed to any other world in the galaxy." SW, NJO The Unifying Force

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Pack of cigarettes

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
5:30 PM

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
5:23 PM

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My loud ass AC unit

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
An hour ago, I went into town to pay some bills.

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
MSN Messenger

Complete the sentence

I once had a dream........I went completely bald.

I'm only racist towards....Idiots

I don't even know why I'm...in this world

I'd give anything to have sex with...Milla Jovovich

Nothing sucks more than having to....to go to work.

If I had six bucks, I'd buy...A beer

It's hot. I should take off my...socks.

It's always more fun if you...remember to be random.

You can't eat steak without...BBQ sauce.

You'd better shut up before I....stick my size 13 feet up your ass.

I really like you and everything but...I think you're not my type............b!tch.

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....I kicked him in his nuuuuuuuts.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
K, here's some random survey - fill it in, its fun -

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
so the barman said 'oh yes sir? nice weather for it,' and started pulling pints. s

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
tape dispenser

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
8:25

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
8:26

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Milla and Selena talking and my kids fighting

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
SplashDot

[b]Complete the sentence

I once had a dream.......... i could tell you but I'd have to kill you

I'm only racist towards....idiots

I don't even know why I'm...still awake

I'd give anything to have sex with...Ewan McGregor anytime, anywhere, anyplace, any anything!!

Nothing sucks more than having to....having to cook

If I had six bucks, I'd buy...chocolate!

It's hot. I should take off my...bra

It's always more fun if you...just admit I am right

You can't eat steak without...placing your order

You'd better shut up before I....write an extemely explicit and convincing email your your significant other saying that we are having the most lurid affair in history

I really like you and everything but...what the hell were you thinking when you got dressed this morning?

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....fpund out exactly how badly it hurts to have pubic hairs pulled out by [/B]

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"..i had bled. And prehaps i had seen his face without it's mask; and prehaps.." The Bloody Chamber by Angela Carter

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
a folder

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
1:30

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
1:34am

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Music

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
about 6 hours ago to go shopping

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
sffworld.com

I once had a dream........my IQ was related to the length of my nose

I'm only racist towards....Chav's

I don't even know why I'm...on this forum...

I'd give anything to have sex with...Jude Law 😉

Nothing sucks more than having to....do my coursework

If I had six bucks, I'd buy...alcohol

It's hot. I should take off my...top

It's always more fun if you...morris dance 😐

You can't eat steak without...cooking it

You'd better shut up before I....kill you

I really like you and everything but...i slept with your brother..and he was so much better

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt....i broke his fingers and tied him to the wing of an areoplane..

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
...are covering the Scottish war. You have been... - Macbeth, Activity Section.

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Filing cabinet

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
10:18

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
10:35

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Nancy Boy by Placebo

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Two minutes ago, hanging the washing.

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
The Dancing Dove

Complete the sentence

I once had a dream........that I was banned from the internet

I'm only racist towards....everyone

I don't even know why I'm...wasting my time on KMC

I'd give anything to have sex with...Ewan McGregor

Nothing sucks more than having to.... do pointless crap.

If I had six bucks, I'd buy... a magazine

It's hot. I should take off my...socks

It's always more fun if you.. .relax

You can't eat steak without... teeth

You'd better shut up before I.... break your face

I really like you and everything but... I think you're ugly.

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....then found himself with a broken nose

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"A voice... a very familiar voice....filled his head" Warcraft: War of the ancients

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My lamp

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
About 5:40

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
5:37

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The wind blowing outside and birds chirping

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday, over 24 hours ago - Got gas in my car

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
My desktop

I once had a dream........that I was having sex with my cousin

I'm only racist towards....goths

I don't even know why I'm...doing this survey

I'd give anything to have sex with...Monica Bellucci

Nothing sucks more than having to....wake up early

If I had six bucks, I'd buy...some candy

It's hot. I should take off my... clothes, all of them.

It's always more fun if you... do it naked.

You can't eat steak without... chewing

You'd better shut up before I....make you look stupid

I really like you and everything but... you don't put out enough, get lost

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....he's dead now

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
K, here's some random survey - fill it in, its fun -

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''..Nevertheless i like saving those innocents from their fate..Anne Rice Tale of the Body Thief

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
my toes

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
01:00

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
01:42

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
music

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
4 hours ago, ciggy run

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
filth

[b]Complete the sentence

I once had a dream........that i was i love

I'm only racist towards....student loan company

I don't even know why I'm...here lol

I'd give anything to have sex with...my criminology head, shes a fox

Nothing sucks more than having to....work

If I had six bucks, I'd buy...something in america

It's hot. I should take off my...cool

It's always more fun if you...are bad

You can't eat steak without...mustard

You'd better shut up before I....hurt you, im a big dude lol

I really like you and everything but...im still gonna torture you

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....it was his dieing wish [/B]

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
single, the record industry hopes

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
1.55am

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
1.47 am

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
TV

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
45 minutes ago..i had to go and meet my mom and walk her back home safely...the woman she was caring for had to be rushed to hospital so my mom was allowed to go home

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
fatpie.com

I once had a dream.......about freddy kruger playing pool..he was staring at me

I'm only racist towards....chavs

I don't even know why I'm...up this late

I'd give anything to have sex with...christina aguilara

Nothing sucks more than having to....wake up early(i agree backfire)

If I had six bucks, I'd buy...nothing..they dont accept US money over here

It's hot. I should take off my... pants

You can't eat steak without... a knife and fork

You'd better shut up before I....gouge out your eyes and skull fuk you

I really like you and everything but... i dont like you..if ya get me

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....and i slit his thoat

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''To distract myself, I look around the cabin. The two elderly..." Can You Keep a Secret

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Camcorder

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
8:50

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
8:49

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Spoiler:
Music off my Kazaa

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
20 minutes ago, getting out of my car, coming home from a friend's place.

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Gifted conference registration sheets that should be filled in, but I procrastinate so they just sit there for days on end....

Complete the sentence

I once had a dream........my family was part of the mob.

I'm only racist towards....flakes

I don't even know why I'm...so bored at school.

I'd give anything to have sex with...Hayden Christensen or Tom Welling, rawr baby!

Nothing sucks more than having to....get up for school in the winter.

If I had six bucks, I'd buy...frappuccino.

It's hot. I should take off my...shirt.

It's always more fun if you...are drunk.

You can't eat steak without...a baked potato.

You'd better shut up before I....leave.

I really like you and everything but...you give off a raunchy smell!

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....than was sued.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
K, here's some random survey - fill it in, its fun -

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''the cash, but Angela had a paper which had a different amount

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
partition

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
03.05

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
02.43

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
10 minutes ago ; smoking a sig

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
cavola

[b]Complete the sentence

I once had a dream........ that made me wake up talking to myself

I'm only racist towards....bad drivers

I don't even know why I'm...filling in this survey ; i guess that lil bitchiness wont be reading it so i can safely say that i have been nicking her undies when she sleeps

I'd give anything to have sex with...Laetitia Casta and Selma Hayek

Nothing sucks more than having to.... forgetting toplay the lottery numbers when the only time you forgot the same numbers that you have been playing for months are drawn on the day that you forgot to play

If I had six bucks, I'd buy...chicken

It's hot. I should take off my...temper

It's always more fun if you... end up getting to know that dutch chick thats been looking here for the past 30 minutes

You can't eat steak without...mash

You'd better shut up before I.... add you to my list of people i will haunt when i die

I really like you and everything but... stop ****ijng biting me

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....then got brutally, heavily , accidentally elbowed in the face with the most unfortunate consequence of having to pick up his broken spectacles and his dentures [/B]

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''hand and we walked and stopped and kissed, I felt like I" - Chicken Soup For The Teenage Soul

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
a table

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
9:00 pm

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
09:03

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The goddamned t.v.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
3:30 pm this afternoon...gettin weed.

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
bangbus

Complete the sentence

I once had a dream........that is died and went to heaven.

I'm only racist towards....a lot of people.

I don't even know why I'm...doing this dumb sh!t.

I'd give anything to have sex with...yo mama.

Nothing sucks more than having to....break up with someone you love.

If I had six bucks, I'd buy...a life

It's hot. I should take off my...hair

It's always more fun if you...make sweet love to me

You can't eat steak without...A1 Steak Sauce

You'd better shut up before I....kiss your ass

I really like you and everything but...(i get this a lot) I can't stand the way you breath

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....and then he gave me a blow job......but i was knocked out

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''..The Sun, the brightest,largest body in our solar system, represents a persons"

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Computer Speaker

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
8:50pm

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
9:07 pm

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
my Fan and my mom sneezing, TV downstairs

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
2 and ahalf hours ago, My bro and I went for a walk and saw some friends so we chated for a while

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
TAPS

Complete the sentence

I once had a dream........My bf hated me (its was sad actually)

I'm only racist towards....Preps

I don't even know why I'm...not doing homework

I'd give anything to have sex with...(not gonna answer)

Nothing sucks more than having to....do homework on the weekend

If I had six bucks, I'd buy...Soda and junk food

It's hot. I should take off my...clothes and replace it with my swimsuit

It's always more fun if you...are with firends

You can't eat steak without...it being cooked right

You'd better shut up before I....Pop a cap in your face

I really like you and everything but...you need to really grow up. I mean come on sometimes you act immature...not to mention swicth the story around so it benifits you.

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....Then said "hey there little lady, wanna come with me to Vegas?" "Granpa here show you a real good time"

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''.I'm just an eight-year-old widdle girl who can pretend to be all grown up..."

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
The wall.

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
6:30pm

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
6:18pm

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My Radio and my kat purring.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
an hour ago. I was at work.

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
My Xanga.

Complete the sentence

I once had a dream........of my best friend Jackie who passed away 3 months ago.

I'm only racist towards....Stupid peepole.

I don't even know why I'm...sitting here filling this out.

I'd give anything to have sex with...YOU! lol.

Nothing sucks more than having to....kiss ass.

If I had six bucks, I'd buy...a burger. 🙂

It's hot. I should take off my...clothes.

It's always more fun if you...WORSHIP ME!!! KNEEL DOWN BEFORE ME YOU FOOLISH MORTAL !!!

You can't eat steak without...A1 Sauce.

You'd better shut up before I....Wax yer pubes off.

I really like you and everything but...wait no I don't I'm sorry I was thinking about someone else. no I don't like you, have a nice day.

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt....Pepper spray his beady lil eyes!!! And then TAZER HIM!!!!

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''..the streets it linked because there were no street lamps..'', HP and Order of Phoenix, JK ROWLING

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Stereo

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
10:40

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
10:56

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My fan

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Last night. Bowling

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Cant remember.....

Complete the sentence

I once had a dream........that I had seen Ep3...then I woke and was sad coz I didnt...

I'm only racist towards....Playstation

I don't even know why I'm...wearing clothes...

I'd give anything to have sex with...a REAL girl...😄

Nothing sucks more than having to....listen to shit music on the radio

If I had six bucks, I'd buy...something useless

It's hot. I should take off my...shoes

It's always more fun if you...blame someone else

You can't eat steak without...chewing

You'd better shut up before I....go play outside

I really like you and everything but...if you dont like Star Wars, your not worthy

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....then died

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"premium can be as high as several hundred pounds" The complete Skytraveller by David Beaty

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
CD case.

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
12:10 pm

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
11:40 am

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My TV, Video Hits is on.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Last night, went out with some friends.

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Nothing, KMC is the first place I go to check my PMs *is sad*

Complete the sentence

I once had a dream........ That I was on the front line and was ordered to shoot at children but I shot the officer who gavee me the order instead. This was last night. Freaked me out.

I'm only racist towards.... people.

I don't even know why I'm... so intrigued byt this survey, I guess its alot more fun than alot of the other topics on KMC 😛.

If I had six bucks, I'd buy... a house, a car, a plane and three small islands in a poor country.

It's hot. I should take off my... chimney.

It's always more fun if you... play in traffic during peak hour.

You can't eat steak without... eating steak.

You'd better shut up before I.... do absolutely nothing about it.

I really like you and everything but... I hate you.

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt..... so you slapped his, and then it got X rated. 😉

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''....in which to meet, just to get a rise out of her. Well." - Shadows of the Empire, Steve Perry

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Door

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
10:20

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
10:19

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
People moving upstairs.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yestreday. I walked to my buddies house, and went to Univ.

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Pornography. 😛

Complete the sentence

I once had a dream........that I had a beautiful home.
I'm only racist towards....Lucas.

I don't even know why I'm...going back to Univ.

I'd give anything to have sex with...Carrie Fisher, 20 years ago. 😉 🤓

Nothing sucks more than having to....go on the First Date. 😛

If I had six bucks, I'd buy...nothing, 'cause everything I want is so expensive!

It's hot. I should take off my...pants. 😉

It's always more fun if you...partake in Pyronecrobestiality.

You can't eat steak without...a hat on.

You'd better shut up before I....go all Clone on your candy @ss!

I really like you and everything but...I'm only using you so that I can get into your pants. 😛

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....and you payed him five bucks, you dirty whore!

missed acouple

I'd give anything to have sex with... someone that wants to have sex with me! 😱

Nothing sucks more than having to.... suck something you dont want to.

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"...shaped blade coverts a forward..." - The Way Things Work, David Macaulay

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My bed

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
9:30

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
10:30

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
KRock on the radio

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
At 9, walking the dogs.

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Runescape

Complete the sentence

I once had a dream........That my ex was on train tracks, I pulled her off as a train came, and cut the ropes that bound her. When I tried to help her up, she slapped my hand. He sat down facing the other way, muttering about "Just trying to help", and she suddenly hugs me.

I'm only racist towards....Indians (like from India. I imitate Apu a lot)

I don't even know why I'm...filling out this survey. Guess I'm bored.

I'd give anything to have sex with....My ex one last time.

Nothing sucks more than having to....go to Geometry & Spanish class

If I had six bucks, I'd buy....A cd at Princeton Record Exchange

It's hot. I should take off my....shoe/hat/hoodie....and maybe my shirt.....and pants....and -

It's always more fun if you...Check (in lacrosse) someone so hard they go flying 3+ feet.

You can't eat steak without...Crosse and Blackwell Steak Sauce

You'd better shut up before I....Castrate you or thwack you over the head with my lacrosse stick.

I really like you and everything but...you suck in bed. And I dont really like you.

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....I scream "Help, help! Its Father Stevens!"

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''..The only thing a boy will do to get there hands on you is to fake yarn.

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My dog

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
12:45

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
9:50

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Kim and Selena talking to my friend

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Two hours ago. Taking the pizza from the delivery guy

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
studentcentral

Complete the sentence

I once had a dream........ I clould never talk again because People think I all ways NAG when I dont.

I'm only racist towards....Me

I don't even know why I'm...Siting here when I can do much more thing out there

I'd give anything to have sex with... usher the most sexiest of all men in hip hop(50-cent looks like a girilla)

Nothing sucks more than having to....Do so much hard work.

If I had six bucks, I'd buy... 2 or 4 lotories ( and I win them all and I'm a million air!!!!!!!!)

It's hot. I should take off my...Bra

It's always more fun if you...had sex with someone you love so much you just cant take your eyes off of him

You can't eat steak without...knife and fork

You'd better shut up before I....cut off your penis and and balls then burn it, also force you to eat it all up

I really like you and everything but...your just acting so frikkin werid, I mean have you been looking at a mirror and seeing yourself acting werid, I mean c'mon

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....Then I'd punched him so hard untill he died

Tried to do better but thats all I got 😄

Questions originally posted by lil bitchiness

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
''..had nursed him when he was a baby. His favorite material to work was... "Lives of the Artists"

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Nothing close to me

WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
8:05PM

Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
8:08

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Music, "Third Eye Blind, there song crystal baller"

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
looking for the extra key that i made for the house

Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
MSN website

[b]Complete the sentence

I once had a dream........That I beat the hell outta my Dad for beating up my mother Morbid

I'm only racist towards....biggots, homophobic people

I don't even know why I'm...On KMC sometimes because it seems like the same thing everyday

I'd give anything to have sex with...Doesn't imply to me--I already have someone[color]

Nothing sucks more than having to....[color=red]Having to work drive thru at work!

If I had six bucks, I'd buy...Jolly Rangers

It's hot. I should take off my...shirt

It's always more fun if you...strip

You can't eat steak without...knife and fork

You'd better shut up before I....force feed you my sheets

I really like you and everything but...you really smell!?

A dirty old guy at the airport slapped your butt.....tell him to sqeeze harder hehe...j/k [/B]