uh.....I know...
u were driving too work when a chicken ran infront of your car..u didn't want to hit the chicken so u turned ur car too the right and hit a cave...then u upset a cave men who came out and smashed up your car with his club....then u had too walk to work and it started raining pink rain...the rain turned your clothes pink and everyone thought you were a cross dresser. So then a gay man walked up too u and asked u on a date...you said no and made him mad so he took all your money...then you continued walking too work and came too a construction sight..but u only had 5 minutes too get too work or u would be fired..so u made it through the construction sight but ran into a "barney comes too town parade" so now u only had 1 min and 88 seconds too get too work and u ran through the parade and was just about too make u through your work door wiht 5 seconds remaing when barney got u in a hug....then u walked in and u were fired.!!
or somthing alot simpler.