Hey y'all wanna chat?

his son walks in and screams like a ravaging monkey while the sister....

lol... 😮 🙁 you never talk to me for 3 or 4 hours

is eatin the cow's leg

I don't have your msn addy lol 🙁

😂

unfortunately the cow's leg is made of extra terrestial life forms called maggots....

And the maggots killed her.

lol im jk... i actually dont have msn

the father screamed in fear while he dropped the magazine and ran to the gurl (while naked) n said "HUMAN BEEF!" and the boy realizes this story is getting really f*cked up

😆

But the wabbit hopped around until a HUGE motherf*ckin frog with a f*ckin huge tongue....

I see

and ate the wabbit

lol

then out of no where, superman flew by and tripped in midair over his foot and smashed the frog into guts, the dad came out and......

screamed "BLOODY F*CKIN HELL! What the F*CK are you doing flyin over my f*ckin farm??!!!"

He came after super man with an axe

he threw the axe at super man.....

🤺

*gets surprised* lol

im not that scary am i? cry

lol no, just u found my thread i was talkin in 😂 we're makin a story thing, it's fuun 🙂

oh so im not allowed to join in then ay? schmoll