Some guy decided it was time for something new in life, so he joined an exclusive nudist-club.
At his first day there he pays his contribution, gets a membership card and goes in. He takes his clothes of and starts walking around.
I a short while he spots a beautiful seductive woman and Whop! he gets a stiffy... The woman approaches him and says 'you called me?'
'eeeh well not really' the guy answers.
'Ah, you must be new here I guess, let me explain' the woman responds, 'When you get wood at the sight of a woman it means you're calling her, understand?'
And the woman takes the guy to the pool, and lets him excersise all his lust on her...
That done, the guy moves on the the jacuzzi, gets to his knees in order to hop in and suddenly a big fart escapes his butt...
Right away, a big, hairy ugly, smelly man comes to the guy and asks 'you called me?'
'Eeeh, I don't think so!' The guy replies.
'Aaah, you must be new here, let me explain!' the hairy ogre says. 'When you fart near a man, it means you're calling him!'
And the big hairy nasty smelly man takes the guy aside and exercises his lust upon him...
After some time after that, the guy staggers back to the receptionist's office of the club.
'Can I help you' the girl at the desk asks.
'Well yeah, here is my membership-card, my key and you can keep my contribution, I'm out of here!!'
'But sir! You just got here, surely you haven't seen all the delights our club have to offer!' the girl replies.
'Listen, I'm 58 years old, I have a erection about twice a year but I have to fart 15 times a day!'