Cookie Monster Eats Less Cookies

Seven! Seven bats! AH AH AH AH AH!

Anyone notice how The Count did that reverse laugh? Not Ha's but Ah's.

-AC

Before you know it, Oscar will be living in an actual house, so as to not promote vagrancy or poverty.

Being P.C. is doing more harm than good, IMO.

i suppose they will also have him speak proper english 🙄
"me want cookie" will be.
"may i please have a cookie?"

goddamn PC thugs and health nazis have to ruin EVERYTHING right down to our beloved blue puppet. and what makes this SOOOOOO F'N STUPID is even as children i think we all noticed that every crumb of cookie would just fall right out of his mouth....so i guess next thing they'll just eliminate the cookie entirely as it promotes bulimia

and ush, can you hand me a shotgun as well?
or should i say 'ME WANT SHOTGUN!!!'

I wonder if they'll change his name to "Occasional Cookie Enjoyer" now.

Listen up KMCers:

I say we all go out and pig-out on cookies 😱 If the young kids of todays world are gonna be brought up to eat healthily, we should balance this out 😱

To the cookie store!

I'm on it 😱

Cookie monster has sold out 🙁

Exactly.

It's all Bert and Ernie's doing. I knew when I was about 5 that those guys were spineless corporate whore's.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Exactly.

It's all Bert and Ernie's doing. I knew when I was about 5 that those guys were spineless corporate whore's.

-AC

😂

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Before you know it, Oscar will be living in an actual house, so as to not promote vagrancy or poverty.

Being P.C. is doing more harm than good, IMO.

HHHEEEYYYY I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!!!!! (or something like it)
NNNNNNOOOOOOOO FFFAAAIIIIIIRRRRRRR

😠 😠 😠

i guess he's the cucumber monster now.

doesn't sound to kid friendly to me.

Originally posted by rubber dickie
i guess he's the cucumber monster now.

doesn't sound to kid friendly to me.

I want a cookie!

man he was my hero, he has tread over my memories, why cookie monster, WHY!??

is he still gonna eat cars and chairs and sh!ts of the like, or is that too much carbs?

Cookie monter eats no cookies!!bawling x 1000000

All my life i have LOVED cookie and now he's ruined!!bawling

The other night i was carrying around my cookie M toy as a sort of protest...

😠 they killed my cookie 😠

DIE!

(that told them!)

What if they start calling him Fruit Monster. We'll all be crushed. 🙁

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6989380/

First Bugs Bunny now this..Why god? Why?

Because Cookies are a Sometimes Food.

I am personally going to kill them all with my bare hands and an tomato.