Batman versus You

Started by colossus1730 pages

batman looks like my uncle nathan

I sure Batman can beat my but, even with out the unity belt.

Originally posted by colossus17
dude are you like ****en related to JP or somethin...stop boasting about ur abilities.and showing off......i am a 100% behind K dog...

Thank you for your colossal support

i always stand behind people who i believe are right 🙂

Why is everybody attacking Kevil.
He can beat people up.
That would be pretty physcological indeed.
Imagine if you just seen a guy whoop the hell out of another guy and left him on the ground bleeding and messed up and shit.
Wouldn't that be a real physcological kick-to-the-head?
It would surely send a voice in your head telling you not to cross that guy.
Why? cause you might get the same beating.
See, Kevil kind of makes sense, man.
Stop ganging up on people.

"dude are you like ****en related to JP or somethin"

Damn, Collossus, I thought we was cool Homie.
Thats cool though.

😎

Originally posted by jplatinum
Imagine if you just seen a guy whoop the hell out of another guy and left him on the ground bleeding and messed up and shit.
Wouldn't that be a real physcological kick-to-the-head?

Hehe, I'd probably be thinking "ASSAULT CONVICTION! IDIOTS!"
It would surely send a voice in your head telling you not to cross that guy.
Why? cause you might get the same beating.

Eh, I'd probably not only not cross him but shun him. There's no reason to beat some one that bad and people like that aren't worth my time.

So all and all, you're saying you respect someone who beats another to a bloody pulp? Because it's the opposite for me. It's one thing to knock somebody out or maybe break something in self defense but beating someone else to that point is inhumane.

And yes, I watch professional and school fights but professionals are professionals and school kids are panzies.

I could kill Batman with a card...trust me...I am the Cardman.

I can admit their is no way in hell that i could beat batman just the same as jplatinum as much as you want to belive it you cant beat batman yes you may be able to do all the kung fu shit and what not but you will still get your ass beat like a man *****.

reallly?????nahh....thats what we have been saying in one form or another for about 15 pages now

Originally posted by jplatinum
Why is everybody attacking Kevil.

Probably because he come out swinging.

Originally posted by jplatinum
He can beat people up.

So what?

Originally posted by jplatinum

Imagine if you just seen a guy whoop the hell out of another guy and left him on the ground bleeding and messed up and shit.
Wouldn't that be a real physcological kick-to-the-head?
It would surely send a voice in your head telling you not to cross that guy.
Why? cause you might get the same beating.
See, Kevil kind of makes sense, man.
That would be pretty physcological indeed.

What world do you live in? Is violence that important to you? The more you speak the more insecure you sound. I know people who have trained in the martial arts for longer than you have been alive and do you know how often they brag about beating people up? NEVER. Do you know how many times they brag about their abilities? NEVER. Do you know how often they have proven these abilities in competition. OFTEN. And do you know how many street fights they have engaged in? NONE.

People, stop bragging how badass you are on the internet. We don't care, you can't prove it and you all sound foolish.

I have said it before and I will say it again, if you think that you can beat a fictional character from the world of comic book superheroes, seek therapy.

Hold up, you got it wrong.
I ain't a big fan of violence.
I feel that if someone trie to hurt you, you whoop em good(in self defense).
I just meant to try to persuade you to see part of Kevil's point about the whole beating people up thing.

You got it wrong.
so what if Batman can beat me, I never ever said that he couldn't in the first place(read me posts again).

Don't twist one's words or phrases around.
Its not cool.
Oh and I'm not just bragging about my abilities, no one is.
We simply state some of the experiences we've had or some of the things that we can do.
No one is bragging just for the sake of being a braggart, here.
That ain't cool either.
Bottom line,
don't twist words around.
O.k.

😎 😮‍💨

JP u r a beast man...... 😎 tough as hell

righhhhhhhhhhhhhhht

It's fun to see I didn't look at this thread from over a day and I found any sorth of thing written about me.
I'm not boosting my skills or saying that being a skilled combatant means I'm better than other people, I'm just posting facts, being a combatant is a great thing for me, but I've never thinked I can go out and stomp the others cause I fight better then them.Only an idiot can think something like that, or perhaps, a maniac.

Originally posted by jplatinum
Hold up, you got it wrong.
I ain't a big fan of violence.
I feel that if someone trie to hurt you, you whoop em good(in self defense).

Contradiction! Why would a non-fan of violence opt to take the extra violent route in self defense?

Because Jp is da man!

He don't do things by halves... 😮‍💨

The following is a recap quotes made in the thread by jplatinum regarding his ability to kick Batman's ass and other subjects (which I believe were made to support his arguement.

In regards to his fighting skills vs. Batman's
I can faster than him and I can hit as hard as him.

I once saw him struggle to lift 450 lbs boulder and couldn't even move it. Ha. I lift that off the ground and shoulder shugg with that in some of my workouts and I'm only 170 lbs.

I've seen him struggle to move a 400lbs boulder.(that is child's play to me cause I've been lifting for over 8 years.)

In his belief that he can beat Batman (a comic book hero)
I don't claim to be some super-mofo. I just know what I can do and what I can't. I also, know what Batman can do and I'm not all that impressed. He is good, I'll give him that, He might whoop me, but that doesn't mean that I can't whoop him.

But I still could probably whoop batman, if I went all out.
Cause I'm that good and that fast.

If me and Batman were to go toe-to-toe unarmed h2h combat,I would go all out and most likely win.

I never said Batman couldn't beat me, he can beat me, but I can beat him too.
I go all out I win 7/10.

I'd probably whoop Batman if I went all out. Point Blank.

If I went all out on Batman I'd probably whoop him. End of story.

I don't care if hes' a ninja/assassin, I can still take him.

On his own abilities

I'm not some common street thug or some common hand ninja.
Those guys are jokes compared to me.

I can throw 100 m.p.h.+ punches that contain full force.
One of my punches to the face,chest,ribs,solar plexes, or stomach would make Batman feel like he was hit by a sledge hammer.

I can also do iron body, which means that I can take any punch or kick he can throw sveral times without it even slowing me down.

I used to let people bigger than me punch me in the chest,arms, and other places full force and They uauslly hurt their wrists without it even effecting me.

I punch so fast that no one can block it. Except maybe Bruce Lee or some monks somewhere in god-knows-where. Batman gets knocked out.

I can push myself at high intensity for over an hour, I can press almost twice my bodyweight and can lift several times my bodyweight, hell Ive been lifting wieghts for over 8 years, and I can fight with great speed and power, and skill. I'm not some super whatever, but I know I can beat Batman.

I've punched and dented steel with ease. Never shattered it cause I never really use my full hitting power, I hold back alot.

I've dented and put fist prints in solid refrigerators with one blow, I've dented steel, I've shattered concrete, I've had boards broken on me with no effect on me, I've been hit with beer bottles in the head(bleeding down my shirt when I whooped two dudes trying to rob me), I've been hit by a car going 30 mph and got right back up, I've fought multiple opponents at once(nowhere near 100), I've done alot.

Examples of science
How come peakhuman, the greatest a human can do, is 800 pounds at max(in comic standards). Yet, there are powerlifters who bench press 900-1000 pounds on regular. Several have benched over 1000 pounds.

I've researched these claims but have come up empty, I would love to have the names of a few of these people and where you found these facts. In fact it seems that no one has benched 1000 pounds, but I could be wrong.

http://slate.msn.com/id/2104915/

I just thought these statements were a little contradictory.
I ain't a big fan of violence.

I've fought for money and won plenty of times.

I used to compete in street tournament for money.
Some poeple I used to spar with and some I used to fight with for the thrill of fighting, Yeah, I used to fight for money too.

You say that you aren't bragging, to me it appears that you are. You say that you have stated science and fact, however, under scrutiny your science and facts don't hold up too well. I am not picking on you.
I am using your posts as an example to show people that the thought of beating a comic book hero in a fight is totally ridiculous.

I forgot about the street fight thing. That sounds illegal or something.

Originally posted by KharmaDog
The following is a recap quotes made in the thread by jplatinum regarding his ability to kick Batman's ass and other subjects (which I believe were made to support his arguement.

In regards to his fighting skills vs. Batman's
[B] I can faster than him and I can hit as hard as him.

I once saw him struggle to lift 450 lbs boulder and couldn't even move it. Ha. I lift that off the ground and shoulder shugg with that in some of my workouts and I'm only 170 lbs.

I've seen him struggle to move a 400lbs boulder.(that is child's play to me cause I've been lifting for over 8 years.)

In his belief that he can beat Batman (a comic book hero)
I don't claim to be some super-mofo. I just know what I can do and what I can't. I also, know what Batman can do and I'm not all that impressed. He is good, I'll give him that, He might whoop me, but that doesn't mean that I can't whoop him.

But I still could probably whoop batman, if I went all out.
Cause I'm that good and that fast.

If me and Batman were to go toe-to-toe unarmed h2h combat,I would go all out and most likely win.

I never said Batman couldn't beat me, he can beat me, but I can beat him too.
I go all out I win 7/10.

I'd probably whoop Batman if I went all out. Point Blank.

If I went all out on Batman I'd probably whoop him. End of story.

I don't care if hes' a ninja/assassin, I can still take him.

On his own abilities

I'm not some common street thug or some common hand ninja.
Those guys are jokes compared to me.

I can throw 100 m.p.h.+ punches that contain full force.
One of my punches to the face,chest,ribs,solar plexes, or stomach would make Batman feel like he was hit by a sledge hammer.

I can also do iron body, which means that I can take any punch or kick he can throw sveral times without it even slowing me down.

I used to let people bigger than me punch me in the chest,arms, and other places full force and They uauslly hurt their wrists without it even effecting me.

I punch so fast that no one can block it. Except maybe Bruce Lee or some monks somewhere in god-knows-where. Batman gets knocked out.

I can push myself at high intensity for over an hour, I can press almost twice my bodyweight and can lift several times my bodyweight, hell Ive been lifting wieghts for over 8 years, and I can fight with great speed and power, and skill. I'm not some super whatever, but I know I can beat Batman.

I've punched and dented steel with ease. Never shattered it cause I never really use my full hitting power, I hold back alot.

I've dented and put fist prints in solid refrigerators with one blow, I've dented steel, I've shattered concrete, I've had boards broken on me with no effect on me, I've been hit with beer bottles in the head(bleeding down my shirt when I whooped two dudes trying to rob me), I've been hit by a car going 30 mph and got right back up, I've fought multiple opponents at once(nowhere near 100), I've done alot.

Examples of science
How come peakhuman, the greatest a human can do, is 800 pounds at max(in comic standards). Yet, there are powerlifters who bench press 900-1000 pounds on regular. Several have benched over 1000 pounds.

I've researched these claims but have come up empty, I would love to have the names of a few of these people and where you found these facts. In fact it seems that no one has benched 1000 pounds, but I could be wrong.

http://slate.msn.com/id/2104915/

I just thought these statements were a little contradictory.
I ain't a big fan of violence.

I've fought for money and won plenty of times.

I used to compete in street tournament for money.
Some poeple I used to spar with and some I used to fight with for the thrill of fighting, Yeah, I used to fight for money too.

You say that you aren't bragging, to me it appears that you are. You say that you have stated science and fact, however, under scrutiny your science and facts don't hold up too well. I am not picking on you.
I am using your posts as an example to show people that the thought of beating a comic book hero in a fight is totally ridiculous. [/B]

This JP is some mean mf I must run and hide. If he knew anything about internal martial arts then he would know to use iron shirt in a fight is impossible. It is a technique where connective tissue is packed with oxygen according to Scientific American, hence the ability to track it with a themal imager. You cannot instantly use it lol. If he has ever seen "Wheel of Life" the show the Shoalin Monks did a few years back he would realise it takes seconds to use, cannot be sustained and is almost impossible to use whilst moving.

Violence is for fools and Batman woull destroy you JP. JP I would love to know if the guy who trains you knows you use martial arts in the street. 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄

What is the point in martial arts if you can't beat helpless people with them? 😎