Batman versus You

Originally posted by jplatinum
I learned from people with more experience than me to exploit an opponents weakness. My judo/ boxing teacher Danny taught me this.
He also taught me to never waste time throwing kickes unless I was sure I could connect.
I learned this the hard way when I fought with this guy an I kept kicking at him and couldn't hit him. He was fastest i had ever seen or fought against. He hit me in the neck with his fingers and jumped back and sarted bouncing around like ALi. Then I felt my neck start burning and my eyes started watering.My neck didn't feel right for days after that. That taught me to not throw kicks around so blatantly.

Anyway, I'd probably, Watch how Batman stands, study his feet, then I'd rush in at him and throw a few decoy punches to draw him in. I'd immediatley jump back and see if he would come in and try to do something. If he did, I'd spinning back sweep him, using centrifical force of my spin(Cadre taught me that) to gain more speed and force.
This would sent him up off his feet and down on the ground(even batman has to comply with physics and the laws of gravity).

Yeah...
Once he is on the ground I'd move it quick and kick him or grab his leg and submission lock him til he gives up.

If he broke my submission lock(highly unlike, but then again this is batman) I'd try to go toe to toe with him using my superior speed.
Speed can quickly determine the outcome of a confrontation.
If he disabled my speed then I'd uses my strength and power on him combined with my skill. He knows all types of martial-art, but he can still be outmatched or outskilled.Plus, I can take alot of damage before I give up. so i'd fight him til I won or I got k'o'ed.

JP there i said it

this is a classic, it started it all.....any way i would attack batman from behind....if he would respond i would just grab his legs and jump back like my master dan tought me .i would follow his movement like JP did before he attacked him....then i would prob jump on top of him.and rip his horns....then i would steal his cape and run away......

The real trick to all of Batman's stealth IS the cape. You could easily run away and hide once you have it...

lol!! true

The only way Batman can defeat Zod(Kryptonian one)is with Kryptonite.So Zod wins.And the other Zod that needs the armor to survive form our yellow sun,Batman would have a hard time defeating him because he would have a hard time taking off his armor.

Or if you meant Batman vs me,the real me,I'd give him an ass whoopin he wouldn't forget.....EVER!

Woah... Zod? Beat BATMAN!?!?!?! Are you kidding me? Batman is even above JP, and we all know what he's capable of. Lord of the omniverse and whatnot. Batman rules the Multiomniverse. He took over after Jinzin's hotness destroyed Kirbilactus. Dedebraxas was released, but Batman stopped him.

no pre crisis JP destroyed batman!

That was a What If crossover. It didn't really happen! In reality, Batman walked away from the cosmic and epic battle with JP, battered and missing some vital organs, but alive. It was soon after that when Jinzin destroyed Kirbilactus in spite, releasing Dedebraxas and endangering all that is.

you guys dont understand......HKH attacked kirbilactus.....and killed it......now JP rules the omniverse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Couldn't we just blackmail him with the sort of things thats been goin' down in the Batcave? 😈

lol wont work he is beyond guilt and emotions......if he fought JP....then it wont affect him.....

Originally posted by colossus17
you guys dont understand......HKH attacked kirbilactus.....and killed it......now JP rules the omniverse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omniverse vs. Multiomniverse! Geeze! I think this thread easily proves that Batman>JP. this is like Hulk vs. HKH. HKH has 2 more words in his name. JP is a man, Batman is the Batman. And, most importantly and slightly relevantly, both HKH and Batman just play in another league from thir combat partners (JP and Hulk, respectively).

Don't make me tell you all the story behind the Death of Kirbilactus in again.

i created JP me and jinzin and ming tea!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont need lessons on the nature of JP!........how can you compare him to the HULK!!!!!!???.........JP is beyond everything......even descriptions....he is beyond good or bad strong or weak , winner or looser..his power is beyond GOD's comprehension......comparing him to TOAA or the source......is like comparing LT to an insect........foolish mortals.......dont argue with C17......

Originally posted by Dizzle
That was a What If crossover. It didn't really happen! In reality, Batman walked away from the cosmic and epic battle with JP, battered and missing some vital organs, but alive. It was soon after that when Jinzin destroyed Kirbilactus in spite, releasing Dedebraxas and endangering all that is.

Dizzle, azn pride reprazent aside you're quote is in reality flawed. You actually imply that the sociable extra-pink Galactoid form is Kirbilactus' body. Kirbilactus assumes a Galactoid form merely because it pleases him to wear such a silly hat. Jinzin could not destroy Kirbilactus, merely banish him from the physical plane of existence temporarily so that it seemed like he was destroyed with his sexyness that trumps all arguments whether or not they are valid arguments, only while he is on the forum. As soon as the not-really-Italian Stallion leaves his power holds no sway and Kirbilactus instantaneously rematerialises. He is the Omnimultiversal Gastronome. He is pure eating fury.

Ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh! I get it now... So Batman is like, steward of the Multiomniverse, till Kirbilactus gets back?

Yeh because Batman is sexier than Jinzin he is immune to the sexyness. Sociable Kirbilactus and antisocial Batman get along and are friends due to the law of "opposites attract". Batman and his omnimultiversal/multiomniversal destroying killer Batkick ward off all pretenders until Kirbilactus may assume his rightful place. Batman is still susceptible to the abilities of Kirbilactus, because if he attempts to use the killer Batkick on him Kirbilactus just eats the Batkick.

Originally posted by Sentry
Let me see... I could probably take on a teenage bats. 16? 17? maybe 18 year old Bats. He probably won't be as experienced or good as he is today. Before he went around the world training. In reality I have studied Kajukenbo and Filipino Martial Arts for over 19 and stand a decent chance at that version. Current Bats, I probably get my ass kicked. Teenage bats, I'll kick his A$$. Current Bats = he kicks my ass, or I take Scoobless idea and run away like a little *****.

What do we think would Sentry beat teenage Bats?

sentry is pretty strong......i say yes.......

Originally posted by colossus17
sentry is pretty strong......i say yes.......

How strong is he on the JP scale C17?